gonna keep it quick as i can before i forget, i had the dream while sitting up (while i was making a post) because i've seen so tired lately. so i need a power nap in normal position to trick my bra. so im writing this down cause i always forget them otherwise. this time you guys get to read too if youre that bored!!

i was riding with an old friend in his old car, we went to the bar (he ended up drunk i think). where we had a few and picked up my HS anatomy teacher to give him a ride (also drunk, doesnt know the guy i was with)

so they're bullshitting back and forth and the topic turned to insurance. the teacher suddenly mentioned something about how my old friend could drive however he wanted cause the teacher had crazy insurance, so he started driving like 60 down a side street and wrecked around a curve and slid down the hill, took out a mailbox and fence, and hit the house


driver was laughing like a madman at this point, and just takes off out of the yard. im no longer in the car. i'm like skiing behind this car, and the dudes in the house run out with guns shooting at us. i was almost getting hit since i was on skis or skates or somehow 20-40 ft behind the car. so i figure i'll just jump off and talk to them and tell them i didnt do it. they were all mad and asking their names, then i said i didnt know. they start getting me mad. then this other dude came up with this little shank thing that looked like a bottle opener. he jabbed me with it a couple times and it hurt like hell. then i remember i thought he was still stabbing and wondering why, cause i was already fucked up and bleeding out. but i realized it was just the 2 stab wounds that hurt and nothing new.


and it stung really bad, and it bled a lot. my vision was blurry and i felt week. started to run but then fell from the injuries

which woke me up [IRL]. with the laptop on my lap and another thread puled up

ok just like to type those out when i remember em, if id gone back to sleep i would have never remembered it. this time i put it in a thread for your entertainment. laughing at the expense of my stab wounds! cool story huh. ok gonna get like an hour in, judging by the pains my neck, the sleep counted as real. ha. hope my writing is legible, im still half tired. but when you wake up from that with a computer in your lap, you have to type it while its still fresh. i love dreams

2/22/2008 6:34:45 AM

yo holmes to bel-aire?

2/22/2008 6:51:37 AM

words


even for a jackleg thread

2/22/2008 7:53:01 AM

the weirdest part to me is how you could actually fall asleep with a laptop on your lap, not the dream.

i can see falling asleep with it beside you on the bed, or falling asleep with a book in your hand, but man that's a whole new level of tired.

2/22/2008 8:23:34 AM

well actually it was probably on the arm of the couch beside me, thats where it usually is where i use it. cause, you're right, it does get hot in the lap

although ive been THAT tired all week, at least tired enough to bitch.

anyways it looks funny to read it now that im not half awake, talking about "tricking my bra"

2/22/2008 8:57:36 AM

TRICK MY BRA

2/22/2008 9:01:17 AM

shits crazy. high school anatomy teacher that i had for a class 12 years ago or something and havent thought about once since then. (anyone from FU-QUAY may remember the dude, mr senzig. im sure he's been there since like 1985 and will be there till death)

but thats funny. just for the sake of all the typos, i might try to remember to have the JACKLEGS SLEEPY STORY TIME THREAD. just for when i wake up and get a drink in the middle of the night.

but seriously, sorry for the words, but this one had to be done. crazy dream and wake up beside tww. had to be documented!

2/22/2008 9:14:57 AM

I support this thread

i had a dream the other night where Slave Famous paid a handsome sum to have me make a pr0n and he was watching and directing over webcam

i regret not posting it in full detail when i woke up, as i had planned to

2/22/2008 11:09:45 AM

good thread, would read again

2/26/2008 11:52:44 PM

haha its a good thing my laptop charges by my bed, or this thread/idea never would have happened. from now on, when a dream wakes me up to the point where i get up and get a drink, im gonna type it out so i don't forget.

hey matt did you hear the awesome news,pm

2/26/2008 11:54:15 PM