what thefuckit was turd then a pile of mud then diareah and now in round 4 its just full blown fresh water
2/19/2008 12:34:10 AM
INCOMING COLONOSCOPY
2/19/2008 12:34:39 AM
Sounds like a party
2/19/2008 12:34:48 AM
take some imodium or something, damn[Edited on February 19, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : .]
2/19/2008 12:35:31 AM
2/19/2008 12:35:54 AM
if you have some codeine or lortab or percocet you could take one it paralyzes the gut and gives your immune system a chance to work on the virus thats attackin ur innards
2/19/2008 12:39:36 AM
2/19/2008 12:40:41 AM
or you could keep shitting water, and give me the narcotics
2/19/2008 12:45:19 AM
Regardless, I don't think it's "fresh" when it's coming out of your ass
2/19/2008 1:08:09 AM
2/19/2008 1:09:18 AM
Yeah, definitely not Brita quality. (Or Shita, amirite?)But srsly, this goes at least 2-4 steps beyond the typical "TMI."
2/19/2008 1:09:49 AM
Did you go to CiCi's? Cuz that happened to me when I went there one time.
2/19/2008 1:30:32 AM
^you might have just solved the droughtthere is no way piss could come out your ass so it has to be fresh water exhaust coming from the tailpipe. so technically im allowed to call it fresh. its shitted freshly out of my ass and is completely clear when it comes out then it goes into the toilet and the shit particles settle and BOOM its fresh again right before your eyes. freshly shitted watter.
2/19/2008 2:01:23 AM
honestly, that sounds glorious
2/19/2008 2:03:40 AM
sounds like norovirus. tough it out. 3 days max
2/19/2008 2:41:34 AM
or[Edited on February 19, 2008 at 3:02 AM. Reason : .]
2/19/2008 3:00:11 AM
What game is ^?
2/19/2008 6:06:26 AM
u srsly don't know? wow.The almighty Trail of Oregon.
2/19/2008 6:08:31 AM
Oregon trail is still awesome "Dammit the buzzards ate me when i died in the desert again!"
2/19/2008 6:20:52 AM
fresh dough now made from scratch. its all ova
2/19/2008 11:44:50 AM
PISS. PISS OUT MY ASS!!
2/19/2008 11:48:21 AM
Earl
2/19/2008 11:49:43 AM
we are experiencing a drought. You need to conserve more.
2/19/2008 12:15:26 PM
you didnt piss out your ass, you just were peeing from that tube next to your vaginathey are relatively very close
2/19/2008 12:18:31 PM
wait did you really go to cici's. that would have been awesome!
2/20/2008 7:49:53 PM
2/20/2008 7:50:33 PM
I say bottle it and profit.
2/20/2008 7:52:42 PM
AIDS
2/20/2008 8:29:43 PM