man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.





I'M MUTHA FUCKIN SAMUEL L JACKSON

2/16/2008 9:08:40 PM

HUR with another terrible thread

pretty much the standard for him these days

evan-lite

2/16/2008 9:10:00 PM

Is it 1994 already?

2/16/2008 9:10:36 PM

actually thats from teh bible

2/16/2008 9:10:39 PM

actually, it's not











dumbass.

2/16/2008 9:14:42 PM

the last two sentences are but the first two are piecemeal from random passages throughout the bible.

Quote :

"HUR with another terrible thread"

try to not act like a fucking douche

2/16/2008 9:17:36 PM

^^go eat a dick

2/17/2008 12:41:32 PM

i just thought it was some deep shit to say before i killed a man

2/17/2008 12:44:48 PM

So, which was more bad-ass, this speech, or the one from Boondock Saints?

2/17/2008 12:44:59 PM

they're both pretty cheesy

2/17/2008 12:45:29 PM

^

i thought i was the only person who thought this. good going.

2/17/2008 12:46:29 PM

I can think of Kylie Minogue songs that are more bad-ass than both.

2/17/2008 12:47:00 PM

The best thing to come out of that speech is that a guitar effects company named one of their distortion pedals "Ezekiel 25:17."

2/17/2008 12:56:46 PM

you know who gave badass speeches?

fascist dictators

2/17/2008 1:00:35 PM

you mean the most obscure reference you caught that came out of it, surely, because I couldn't give a fuck less about an effects pedal

2/17/2008 1:00:40 PM

What does this pedal do?

2/17/2008 1:01:32 PM

It's a gain booster for bass players.



http://www.stompboxes.co.uk/gpage5.html

2/17/2008 1:06:31 PM