oh altiris
how i love thee
you allow me to have my lackeys install a rack full of blade servers
while i sit at home and power them up remotely

with your awesome pxe bootloader
all i have to do is write scripts
that set up the raid arrays
and configure the DRACs
and you will do it all for me

then, when you're done with that
you install windows for me
or even rhel
and more of my scripts join to the domain and install programs

the epitome of working
is when you can sit at home, watching tivo
click a couple of buttons
and have 70 servers set up within 2 hours

2/13/2008 10:24:12 PM

Fuck altiris.

Their inventory agent lags me up at work.

2/13/2008 10:36:29 PM

that shit doesn't fucking rhyme

2/13/2008 10:38:01 PM