It never fails.

You got a whole bunch of shit in one arm and reach down into your opposite pocket with your free hand and your keys aren't there.

Then you either have to put all your shit down or perform the always awkward task of the cross front pocket key reach, distorting your hand like Chris Elliot in Scary Movie 2 to retrieve the fucking things.

Bonus points whenever you pull a back muscle while doing this.

2/12/2008 7:35:05 PM

i hate having to do this

2/12/2008 7:35:41 PM

if i'm ever in this position, i walk up to my car or wall or table and rub against it to see if what i'm looking for could be in my pocket.

2/12/2008 7:36:24 PM

^^agreed.

2/12/2008 7:36:41 PM

this thread is giving me the stink-eye

2/12/2008 7:38:28 PM

Quote :

"i hate having to do this "

2/12/2008 7:38:31 PM

I hate when this happens. I usually plan around which pocket my keys are in. But sometimes you just grab a bag or something and THEN it hits you on the way to the car..

2/12/2008 7:42:34 PM

2/12/2008 7:43:36 PM