this can't be good

2/10/2008 3:24:51 PM

do you normally spit tic tacs out, then?

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : i thought they were for eating, after all...]

2/10/2008 3:27:23 PM

good point

2/10/2008 3:28:46 PM

apparently it's pretty fucking hard to find the text of the Last Rites online

stupid religion

2/10/2008 3:28:56 PM

apparently you didn't look very hard and really didnt know what you were looking for...

Quote :

"What Does Communal Celebration Look Like? 1. The Mass begins as usual. There is a welcome and then special prayers for those to be anointed. Depending on the liturgical season, the readings are from the Sunday or from the special Lectionary provided for these Masses. 2. After the homily, there is a litany of prayers for those who will be anointed and for those who care for them. 3. The sick then come to the altar. There the priest lays his hands on the head of the person to be anointed, recalling Jesus' own usual manner of healing: "At sunset, all who had people sick with various diseases brought them to him. He laid his hands on each of them and cured them" (Luke 4:40). 4. Oil is brought to the altar. A prayer is said over the oil. 5. The priest makes the Sign of the Cross with the blessed oil on the sick person's forehead, saying: "Through this holy anointing may the Lord in his love and mercy help you with the grace of the Holy Spirit." All respond: "Amen." Then the priest anoints the palms of the sick one's hands with the Sign of the Cross: " May the Lord who frees you from sin save you and raise you up." All respond: "Amen." 6. Bread and wine are brought to the eucharistic table, and Mass continues as usual. Anointing in a Home or Hospital 1. The rite begins with the Sign of the Cross with blessed water which reminds us of our baptismal promise to die with Christ so that we might rise to new life with him. 2. The readings from Scripture are adapted to the condition of the sick person. The priest prays and assures the sick person of the prayers of the parish and invites the sick person to pray for the needs of his or her fellow parishioners. 3. The priest imposes hands on the head of the one to be anointed, prays over the oil and anoints the forehead and hands of the sick person. 4. The priest prays for the sick person and invites all present to pray The Lord's Prayer. 5. Holy Communion may be received at this time. 6. The priest then blesses the sick person and all present."

for both in the home/hospital AND in the church

https://americancatholic.org/Newsletters/CU/ac0196.asp

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 3:39 PM. Reason : s]

2/10/2008 3:38:37 PM

now you'll grow a tic-tac tree in ur stomach

2/10/2008 3:39:48 PM

1) swallow tic-tac
2) ...
3) profit

2/10/2008 3:43:14 PM

your farts will smell minty fresh

2/10/2008 3:43:19 PM

^ win

2/10/2008 3:44:40 PM

Quote :

"now you'll grow a tic-tac tree in ur stomach"

dweedle wins my vote on this one

2/10/2008 3:46:55 PM

oh wow i read this and thought you meant "thumb tacs" because i keep them between my teeth when im' trying to hang something up on the wall.

ahahaha i'm glad yo didn't swallow a thumb tac though, that would be bad.

2/10/2008 3:50:34 PM

Quote :

"now you'll grow a tic-tac tree in ur stomach"

i was gonna say that

2/10/2008 3:50:35 PM

thanks for your concern yoshie

ya wanna go hug it out, ya pansy?

2/10/2008 3:59:37 PM

i hope evan lines his dick with thumb tacs the next time you try to give him head, qntmfred.


eat shit, faggot.

2/10/2008 4:03:30 PM

lol wat?

2/10/2008 4:04:42 PM

Thats what i said.

i wouldn't F*#& with fred he's totally 1337.

2/10/2008 4:05:53 PM

w0rd

2/10/2008 4:30:22 PM

moar like 633K


AMIRITE AMIRITE?!!!

2/10/2008 4:33:59 PM

can't it be both

2/10/2008 4:35:31 PM

it usually is.


my B.

2/10/2008 4:38:21 PM

Quote :

"your farts will smell minty fresh"

I was gonna say that.

2/10/2008 5:00:16 PM

ZOMG YOU"RE GONNA DIE!!!

2/10/2008 5:05:35 PM