The few amongst you that date must surely have had interesting experiences, or at least a nice evening. Describe a recent date.

This evening I went out for dinner and a show. We went to Ophelia's. I had the game hen, she had a rack of lamb. Oatmeal porter and a Spanish wine. The show was Catch 22 performed by the Aquila Theatre Company.

2/10/2008 12:39:38 AM

blind date to taco bell.

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 12:42 AM. Reason : I DIDN'T REALLY, BUT Kiwi DID.]

2/10/2008 12:40:13 AM

4 str 4 stam leather belt?

2/10/2008 12:40:55 AM

had a lovely date with my wife tonight. likely our last before we become parents on tuesday

first we went to Cici's. then we went to barnes&noble and finally we went to some bar and had a few drinks. now we're going to bed

2/10/2008 12:41:26 AM

blind date to taco bell ftw

2/10/2008 12:41:54 AM

^^^^, ^ I'd have been more impressed with a Craigslist casual encounter at a Hojo's

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 12:42 AM. Reason : ,^]

2/10/2008 12:42:09 AM

lol, paging Kiwi.

2/10/2008 12:42:23 AM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=513797

2/10/2008 12:42:57 AM

it is so very uncommon for links to relevant to the thread

thanks for your comment

2/10/2008 12:44:45 AM

my last date started with this:::




And ended with her brother coming over like this......




someone please explain this to me

2/10/2008 1:13:58 AM

last night i took her to a place called Oliver Twist in North Raleigh. hadn't been there in a while, and when i had been it had been pretty chill, so i was expecting the same. turns out there is some Brazilian themed party taking place and there's a cover charge. we decided to give it a go. it was much more high energy than we intended our evening to be, but we danced a lot and had a blast. i got to show her my moves before we went home and got jiggy with it. taking it easy tonight.

2/10/2008 1:19:01 AM

the last date i was on, we went to adventure landing

that shit is so much fun

2/10/2008 1:22:42 AM

So, I picked up yoshie at around 7:45.........

2/10/2008 1:27:47 AM

hahahah

2/10/2008 1:28:56 AM

I am renting a room out of a house, the owner's went on a "date"(nice hotel for the weekend) and the kids got shipped off to a coworker of the moms(5,7,9). It is kinda sad, once you have kids, there goes that....

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 1:34 AM. Reason : they rarily take the whole gang out to nice places, only on BDays]

2/10/2008 1:33:01 AM

fuck dating

2/10/2008 10:03:44 AM

date fucking

2/10/2008 10:04:23 AM

HA I WISH

2/10/2008 10:05:56 AM

you have a vagina. it aint that hard.

2/10/2008 10:06:36 AM

i have (some) standards... makes it a little more difficult

2/10/2008 10:15:41 AM

Took her to Duke Gardens for a walk, then to dinner at Johnny Carino's, then to Barnes and Noble and show to each other favorite topics through books.

2/10/2008 10:18:12 AM

you sure it was a her? cause that date sounds super gay.

2/10/2008 10:20:32 AM

O RLY? Got any better ideas?

2/10/2008 10:23:03 AM

take her to a titty bar, pick up some whore, do lines off her ass, and have unprotected anal sex with them.

2/10/2008 10:26:06 AM

word of advice though

letting some broad do a few rails off your cock sounds like a sweet idea in theory

but it's really not that great if you're planning on fucking relatively soon after

2/10/2008 10:42:25 AM

we went to this mexican restarant called senor tequila, then we went back to his apartment and watched pan's labyrinth (he heard me talk about wanting to see this movie)..it was a pretty good night the movie lasted really long though and it was a monday night, I didn't get home till about 12ish!

2/10/2008 11:19:29 AM

Can I turn this into a "what the fuck?" date thread?? Because I've got a lot of those...

1st:

Met this girl when I was working at my bar. I was 23, she was 27. Hot. Last year of med school. Undergrad at Duke. Her dad was one of the top ENT doctors in the country. Figured this was a safe girl. She comes to my house and we walk to a bar to get a few drinks and watch the Duke/State game (last year, we actually won). This girl was tall and thin (my height, and not scary thin, but thin)...and on the walk to the bar I learn that she's a recovering anorexic (hint #1 to get the fuck out).

We're sitting at the bar talking about my roommates that she just met and she mentions how she's always lived by herself...well, by herself and with her daughter (hint #2 to get the fuck out). Daughter I say?? Yeah, she has a 10-year old daughter...got pregnant first time she had sex in high school. Awesome.

So I'm toughin this one out...we start talking about her time at Duke. I talk about how shitty their football team was and she mentions that she use to date an offensive lineman at Duke that was playing/played in the NFL. I remark that she must like big, strong guys. To which she replies..."nah...just big black guys." I kind of chuckle...thinking she's joking...then realize she isn't...she actually dated a couple football players. This wouldn't normally be a big deal seeing that I'm not a racist and have been with a black girl myself....but I'm the complete opposite of a big black guy...I'm a short white guy. Then I just sat there thinking about the Duke football team passing her around at a party (hint #3 to get the fuck out).

So by now I'm just in this date for the hell of it. We run into a friend of mine at the bar who won a couple grand betting on the State/Duke game, so he was getting hammered. He looks at the girl and is like..."where do I know you from??" She looks at him and gets a worried look in her face. I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's like, "I think I'm ready to go, the babysitter is suppose to be done by 11." So as we're walking back to my house I ask her what was going on between her and my friend at the bar. She goes..."yeah, I need to tell you something because you're probably going to hear it from him pretty soon" (she was right, he called me about an hour later). She proceeds to tell me that she used to date a friend of his (not a close friend)...and her and another girl were playing strip poker at her then boyfriend's place when she went into the bedroom with her boyfriend and proceeded to hook up when the other guy who was at the house busts into the room with a camera and starts to video-tape her giving her boyfriend a blow job...and she didn't stop. Apparently the video has been passed around the group of friends and my friend has seen it.

She goes home...I avoid the 2nd date like the plague. She comes into my bar a couple times on the weekend and just sits at the bar and stairs at me for hours...begs me to take breaks and "go to the bathroom" with her. She finally gets the hint after a couple weeks and she's now getting married in a month.

2nd "wtf" date:

This actually wasn't too bad, but I still think its funny. I'm out with this girl on our 2nd date. She was cool...not exactly my type, but she was attractive and kind of fun to hang out with, so I figured I could date her casually for a little while. We had dinner earlier in the night and after going to one bar I told her that I had to stop by this other bar that some of my friends were at because I had been telling them the whole week that I was going to meet them out. So I'm talking to one of the guys and he mentions that he and the other two guys that he's out with are planning a surfing trip to Costa Rica next year around the end of December, beginning of January (its currently February). I thought it sounded like a good idea and told him to get back with me about the price and specific dates because I'd definitely be interested.

Right about then I get a tug on my coat and I look beside me to the girl and I'm like..."what's up?" She replies..."you know my birthday is December 29th?" It doesn't hit me at first...so I'm like..."yeah, that's great." Then she goes..."no...my birthday is at the end of December, and thats when your friends say their trip is. I mean...who goes on vacation during New Year's anyways??" It finally hits me and I reply: "First, lots of people going on vacation during New Years. Second, I'm going to pretend you didn't say what you just said. This is our second time hanging out....SECOND. I'm going to get a drink, you need one??"

That would be the last time we went out. Later that week I told her I was going out and hanging out with my roommate and she said she was having a girls night out. She somehow happens to end up at the bar I'm at (a bar she never goes too)...then when I leave, she begs me to stay. So I "broke up" with her right there...even though we only went out twice. Ridiculous.

3rd "wtf" date(s):

So I had a little crush on this girl who was a friend of a friend. Real southern girl (southern, not country). From Biloxi...high school and Ole Miss homecoming queen. Finally ask her out and we go out on our first date...we go to my favorite sushi place. Date is going great...she orders some sake...we get a little buzzed. Go to two more bars after that...more drinking, great conversation, run into some of my friends....all around good time. We get pretty hammered and go back to her place and proceed to hookup. Just making out, and of course, being a male and intoxicated I try to make a move...she stops me and then goes..."Now now...you don't even know my last name." I paused, tried to remember her last name from the bar tabs she would start at the bar I worked at. Then I'm like..."STANTON". Whoops....its ****** (not going to disclose the name...but it was kind of close to Stanton...but not quite). So I'm shot down, still spend the night, but never got past making out.

Fast forward to the next Sunday. One of our bartenders is having a casual wedding in town to which I take her to. Another great night...she gets along great with all my friends...again we drink a lot and end up back at her place. Start messing around again...and apparently I said something relating to sex...but I don't remember it being anything bad. Then she goes..."I think I should tell you something." I tell her to go ahead...she hesitates...I tell her to just go ahead, I believe in having no secrets. She hesitates again...and I'm like, "this must be pretty big." She says it is...I reassure her that it can't be that bad and then say..."I mean, what are you going to tell me?? Either you're a virgin or you have a really bad STD.." I was joking...but she wasn't. 25-year old virgin...25-year old, college homecoming queen virgin. I played it pretty cool...and after actually thinking about it for a while, decided that she was cool and we would just see how it goes. We actually dated for about three months, great girl, just didn't work out. And I never took the v-card either.


Those are my "fun" dates.

2/10/2008 12:06:05 PM

holy balls that's a lot of words

2/10/2008 12:06:52 PM

date #1 was a pretty solid read but I'ma not going to read the other two

2/10/2008 12:13:23 PM

Its Sunday and I'm bored...and I have fun telling those stories...makes me laugh.

2/10/2008 12:13:42 PM

cliff notes for the dates:

1) whore/crazy
2) crazy
3) 25 yr old virgin

2/10/2008 12:15:23 PM

Quote :

"cliff notes for the dates: 1) whore/crazy 2) crazy 3) 25 yr old virgin "

Haha....YES.

2/10/2008 12:16:44 PM

Hmm, I definately had a few relationships that I should have taken a clue from wtf dates.

Note to self, when a girl tells you that she'd been molested by her biological father when she was 5yo at date 1 and at date 3 you learn she takes prozac for her depression/anxiety and you learn that she goes to therapy once a week, walk away.

Note to self, when a girl mentions that she was always stressed in school and take meds whenever she gets stressed to this day, walk away.

2/10/2008 1:35:59 PM

DiamondAce was supposed to pick me up at 7:00 but he showed up drunk and 45min late so i told him i wasn't ready for a relationship like that and shut the door on him, he took it kind of hard.

2/10/2008 1:39:02 PM

Haha brick, your dates make mine look so plain. All of the girls I have dated have all been pretty normal, nothing to make me think "Get out now"

2/10/2008 1:50:11 PM

lol @ the blaque loving girl


she's married? lol

2/10/2008 3:55:45 PM

Quote :

"Last year of med school. Undergrad at Duke."

does not compute


and #1 sounds like something tucker max would experience

2/10/2008 3:58:42 PM

she got her undergrad at duke in the past and now she is in her last year of medical school

2/10/2008 4:04:05 PM

Quote :

"does not compute"

^Thank you.

And yeah...she got engaged like three or four months ago (which was probably about three or four months after we went out). I found out through myspace (she loved myspace...does the blogs and shit). Dude seemed kind of old, which was good for her. She made a big deal about my age before we ever went out. Come to find out, age difference would have been the least of our problems.

2/10/2008 4:53:43 PM

I sat in a coffee shop for three hours. Occasionally I pulled out my phone to act like I'm checking my text messages and voicemail for everyone else's benefit.

2/10/2008 4:57:14 PM

that was very tuckermax-esque

2/10/2008 5:50:19 PM

Without the sex stories (at least sex with me).

We did get back to my place and went up to my room and talked for a little while. She said something to the effect of..."so we come back up to your room to hook up? Because that's not happening." I said, "wasn't planning on it, but I'm definitely not now."

She then leaves and calls me five minutes later while she's on her way home. As we're talking she goes, "I can't believe you didn't try to kiss me in your room!" Are you fucking serious?? I know girls are crazy...but this one was fucking nuts.

2/10/2008 5:54:50 PM

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines

2/10/2008 5:56:02 PM

brunch at irregardless. museum of art where we made fun of all the awful paintings. went to a few places trying to find a movie to see...but instead found a crusted hello kitty thong in mission valley. ended up at the movies in morrisville off of 54. decided on Juno. had 30 mins to kill so we went to stein mart and made fun of people and the clothes. saw juno. dropped her off.

all and all shes a pretty acceptable dame.

2/10/2008 6:10:03 PM

fuck canada

2/10/2008 6:10:56 PM

canadians aint so bad.

2/10/2008 6:11:56 PM

I dated one when I first move to NC, she said Johnny looked like Golem hahahaha, he hated her

2/10/2008 6:13:01 PM

Canada, eh?

2/10/2008 6:15:25 PM

Werz?

2/10/2008 6:22:26 PM

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2/10/2008 6:23:40 PM