This oughta keep you busy for a little while.




fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't
mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is
taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghi t pclae. The rset can be
a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae
the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlya s tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!


Something tells me that she is of the 45% that can't read things that are misspelled.

2/5/2008 2:23:49 PM

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2/5/2008 2:24:27 PM

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"Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. "

Taht si a rtearedd secotr fo teh popluaiton, tehn

2/5/2008 2:25:28 PM

I didn't say it was new, just said that this should keep her busy for a while and that I bet that she is of the 45% that can't read things that are misspelled.

No shit, it is VERY old.

[Edited on February 5, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : ]

2/5/2008 2:25:35 PM

Why can't everyone read that?


Not that hard.


And yeah, she's a bit anal about that.

[Edited on February 5, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2008 2:25:39 PM

i always thought spelling was important

2/5/2008 2:25:39 PM

(fwiw, i just bonked up and got that one at work)

2/5/2008 2:26:13 PM

fwd fwd fwd: This oughta keep you busy for a little while!!1

2/5/2008 2:34:15 PM

^ lol, that was no where in the email I was sent with it, but that would be very appropriate!

2/5/2008 3:08:45 PM

2/5/2008 3:59:38 PM

i saw her at galaxy

you need to start running or something

you're too pretty to be that big

2/5/2008 4:01:11 PM

Quote :

"I bet that she is of the 45% that can't read things that are misspelled"

icrcorent, rceednk

2/6/2008 12:30:37 AM

this thread is no bueno

2/6/2008 12:34:29 AM

Quote :

"Taht si a rtearedd secotr fo teh popluaiton, tehn"

not necessarily. There would actually be some advantages to reading words by letter rather than the whole word.

2/6/2008 3:19:26 AM

3/28/2008 12:09:06 AM

look at her, she's always a cunt. homegirl just made a little joke thats not even mean

3/28/2008 12:10:45 AM

and bethaleigh assuming that I'd have trouble reading this was... what, benevolent?

3/28/2008 12:11:31 AM

EverMagenta exposed?

3/28/2008 12:11:57 AM

Quote :

"fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can."

i like the made-up, chain email introduction.

3/28/2008 12:13:43 AM

lol, neat.

3/28/2008 12:14:06 AM

its certainly not mean at all. actually sounds like a compliment to someone who takes their spelling seriously.

but of course youre so goddamned self-conscious that you won't see it for what it is.

3/28/2008 12:14:08 AM

Her and miska both.

This seriously does not help your case, b.

3/28/2008 12:14:27 AM

Quote :

"tittyballs"

3/28/2008 12:14:50 AM

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"its certainly not mean at all. actually sounds like a compliment to someone who takes their spelling seriously. but of course youre so goddamned self-conscious that you won't see it for what it is."

I haven't come across anyone who hasn't been able to read it

so yeah, her assumption that I couldn't perform a basic task is not a compliment

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 12:16 AM. Reason : .]

3/28/2008 12:16:29 AM

i cant wait till next time someone at work implies that i could fix their computer. im gonna be like OH WTF YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A JOKE ABOUT ONE OF MY STRONG POINTS! I CANT HAVE IT!!1

ahahahah youre such a twat.

3/28/2008 12:17:15 AM

lulz

3/28/2008 12:17:16 AM

^^ Reading and spelling are two different things, jackleg.

3/28/2008 12:18:02 AM

Quote :

"Something tells me that she is of the 45% that can't read things that are misspelled."

if you honestly thought she meant something mean by that, then you need help. otherwise you're just a vindictive cunt.

3/28/2008 12:19:23 AM

i love how jackleg assumes that if the circumstances aren't leading towards an obvious believable conclusion, it instantly means the worst case most impossible radical answer

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 12:21 AM. Reason : ./]

3/28/2008 12:20:25 AM

^^ The ability to read misspelled words does not imply anything about my spelling ability.

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 12:22 AM. Reason : and vice versa]

3/28/2008 12:21:09 AM

no one said anything about your spelling ability, you moron. wow. i said you take it seriously, and thats all anyone said about you and spelling.

for someone as smart as you claim to be, you sure can't comprehend the most simple of things.

3/28/2008 12:22:37 AM

she's smart, but she skipped the basics. classic.

3/28/2008 12:23:33 AM

I'm saying she was insulting my ability TO READ based on my ability to spell.

They're two different things, and they're not related.

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 12:24 AM. Reason : I'm not saying she said I was a bad speller.]

3/28/2008 12:23:38 AM

yes, they are 2 different things.

but the thread was made about the combination of those 2 things. at this point i'm only left with 2 conclusions:

1)you're fucking stupid
2)you're fucking schizo

either way, you got issues

3/28/2008 12:24:55 AM

I'm neither.

3/28/2008 12:25:37 AM

3/28/2008 12:26:08 AM

Quote :

"This oughta keep you busy for a little while."

3/28/2008 12:26:39 AM

I didn't bump it.

3/28/2008 12:29:01 AM

looks like stilfurshia wins

Quote :

"jackleg (12:26) : ha later DUDES. that chick cant possibly be that stupid. id stay up longer if i thought there were a chance of getting through and helping her learn."

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 12:29 AM. Reason : .]

3/28/2008 12:29:26 AM

you broke the rules of the chatterbox !!

3/28/2008 12:32:43 AM

lololol

3/28/2008 12:36:49 AM

^ I wondered when you'd pop back in here

3/28/2008 12:37:58 AM

Like an untimely pimple.

3/28/2008 12:39:36 AM