youre going to get more and more phone calls about how someone died last night or this morning and etc, and that the visitation is at the family house at blah bah. based on the past 10 years alone, i'd say that by the time you hit 40 its twice a month, at 50 its weekly. so think you spend the last 20-30 years of your life at funerals until its your turn to be the one the phone call is about.

SHITS FUCKED UP

2/3/2008 11:57:14 AM

lol, jackleg is all introspective now

2/3/2008 12:02:04 PM

you know how you get around that

just dont know that many people

2/3/2008 12:08:03 PM

don't answer the calls?

2/3/2008 12:08:40 PM

^^^^ Nah, by that late in life most of the people who's families would know to even call you will already be dead. It hits a peak while you're in your 60's-70's then tapers off as people forget who you are or you run out of people to have die because they already did.

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2/3/2008 12:09:32 PM

i don't get those calls because i neveer keep in touch with anybody

of course at the same time i wouldn't have anyone attend my funeral but i'd be dead so i wouldn't care

2/3/2008 12:19:15 PM

I PROMISE THAT I WILL NEVER DIE

2/3/2008 12:26:46 PM

if i die i want everyone to drink jager and listen to led zeppelin at my funeral. good. now it's documented.

2/3/2008 12:28:30 PM

and as you get older, every weird looking mole you start thing...CANCER!

2/3/2008 12:50:51 PM

2/3/2008 12:52:00 PM

Maybe it doesn't have to do with getting older as much as it does the kind of people you know...

2/3/2008 1:38:05 PM

you sound like Junior in the earlier seasons of the Sopranos.

2/3/2008 2:25:14 PM

2/3/2008 2:39:49 PM

i wonder what death is like?

2/3/2008 2:50:20 PM

it sucks. i just spent a lot of time around a really sad mom

2/3/2008 9:11:13 PM

its kind of a blessing to die at 18 right after hs

maybe right after college

imagine knowing life without knowing the real world. would be cool

2/3/2008 9:23:17 PM

No it wouldn't. That would suck.

2/3/2008 9:36:42 PM