Why are there so many fucking sequels.

http://ekarj.com/landbeforetime.htm

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" “All kids will enjoy this adventure!” raves made up critic Carolyn Graham from the fictional L.A. Parent. At this point, there aren’t even any conflicts or mysteries left to resolve—we’re down to a few autistic friends sharing their moronic wisdom. Cuba Gooding Jr. rounds out this animated genocide. Does this take place in The Land Before Time or The Land Before Self-Respect? If The Land Before Time wants some actual wisdom, I have plenty to offer. Why not stop desecrating a cherished film with an ungodly parade of inane sequels? Children might be cajoled to sit in front of these abominations, but children are notoriously stupid and will watch anything. And there’s a difference between letting your children watch something meaningful and letting them watch these soulless transgressions against humanity. Was the first Land Before Time even a good a children’s movie? It's no longer possible to tell because its corpse is so riddled with dickholes. On a more positive note: If you’re a fan of The Land Before Time series, keep your eyes peeled for The Land Before Time XIV, scheduled for release on DVD in 2008."

2/2/2008 11:45:47 PM

2/2/2008 11:46:32 PM

the dinosaurs went extinct when one man was pushed over the edge by watching one too many Land Before Times, invented a time machine, went back, and killed them all

2/2/2008 11:48:05 PM

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"It's no longer possible to tell because its corpse is so riddled with dickholes. "

2/2/2008 11:50:43 PM

a guy i work with looks like peetree

2/2/2008 11:53:20 PM