I brought my co-worker the following this morning:

Kool-Aid
A Watermelon
Bucket of fried chicken
Slice of red velvet cake

...then the discussion came up with one of my friends: is red velvet cake the preferred cake?

2/1/2008 11:56:10 AM

nah

black people prefer pie.

i think...

2/1/2008 11:58:08 AM

What is the point of the red velvet cake?

Also, that' racist.

2/1/2008 12:10:52 PM

it's not racist... well, maybe a little... but its all in good fun, she's one of my best friends.

anyhoo, to my knowledge black people (and most southern people anyway) love red velvet cake.

2/1/2008 12:12:35 PM

bag of cotton?

2/1/2008 12:12:44 PM

Quote :

"Kool-Aid A Watermelon Bucket of fried chicken Slice of red velvet cake"

That sounds awesome. Can I get some of that action?

2/1/2008 12:14:12 PM

oh shit... that would have been hilarious.

my real question is about the cake though.

2/1/2008 12:14:22 PM

black people invented all of that goodness?

2/1/2008 12:52:08 PM

I'll take some rims to go on my Infiniti... while you're buying us black people black people stuff!

2/1/2008 12:53:42 PM

he said he brought them, not bought them. they were most likely stolen.

2/1/2008 12:55:49 PM

ahhh

2/1/2008 12:56:19 PM

40 acres and a mule

2/1/2008 12:57:10 PM

damn, i love all those things

2/1/2008 12:57:28 PM

if you were really thoughtful you woulda given sugar with the koolaid

2/1/2008 12:58:22 PM

i think everyone enjoys red velvet cake.

2/1/2008 1:25:58 PM

i like red velvet cake

2/1/2008 1:45:13 PM

The kool-aid was pre mixed with the sugar.

and I bought the items this morning at my local grocer.

2/1/2008 1:47:07 PM

i worked in three different grocery stores throughout high school and never once saw a black person buy the pre-mixed koolaid. when the winn-dixie was closing, we put everything in the store on clearance for like 50% off and one lady came in and bought every packet we had. there were hundreds and it took like 15 minutes to ring her up because we didn't have quantity keys.

2/1/2008 1:52:22 PM

you would work at win-dixie

just because it has dixie in the name

2/1/2008 1:54:03 PM

^^I only got the pre mixed just b/c i didn't feel like buying sugar, and we don't have bags of sugar here at work.

2/1/2008 1:58:58 PM

Quote :

"i think everyone enjoys red velvet cake."

with buttercream icing plz. Mmmmmm.

2/1/2008 2:06:41 PM

^^^^It was pretty niggardly of you to waste your time ringing it all up.

It's fucking Kool-Aid, and the store was closing. Just give it away.

2/1/2008 2:08:24 PM

^ nice try

Quote :

"niggardly - grudging: petty or reluctant in giving or spending"

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 2:10 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2008 2:10:33 PM

^nice catch.

^^way to use words you don't know the meaning of.

2/1/2008 2:12:38 PM

so the word niggardly

is that like a.... what came first, the chicken or the egg kinda origin?

2/1/2008 2:13:00 PM

i dont think ive ever had red velvet cake

looks good though

2/1/2008 2:13:01 PM

it's goddamned delicious!

2/1/2008 2:13:21 PM

?

I know what it means.

I was just tryna take this thread to the next level.

2/1/2008 2:13:53 PM

Seriously, fuckers, how did I use the word improperly?

2/1/2008 2:21:51 PM

^by taking extra time to do something, you weren't being stingy in any way.

2/1/2008 2:26:58 PM

I think it's stingy.

She's saying, "Black people never buy pre-made Kool-Aid. But when it goes on sale they do! AHA, those crazy, thrifty black people!" When she's the one who sat there for fifteen minutes ringing up Kool-Aid just to make sure Win-Dixie got every fucking penny.

2/1/2008 2:31:17 PM