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NC86
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DAMN YOU TO HELL

1/31/2008 8:55:36 AM

damosyangsta
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¬_¬

1/31/2008 9:05:22 AM

NC86
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way too many views

1/31/2008 2:00:58 PM

cheerwhiner
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just 'remedy' the situation

1/31/2008 2:02:54 PM

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1/31/2008 2:04:18 PM

mytwocents
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dreaming about me again I see?

1/31/2008 2:05:24 PM

evan
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pics or it didn't happen

1/31/2008 2:05:43 PM

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1/31/2008 2:07:10 PM

NC86
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terp, turn that frown upside down.



m2c, of course

evan, [no homo]

1/31/2008 2:07:13 PM

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1/31/2008 2:09:06 PM

NC86
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1/31/2008 2:10:23 PM

datman
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whats wrong with morning wood?

usually it means you didnt get any the night before
or you should be getting some in about 10 seconds.


gfs sleeping over ftw

1/31/2008 2:15:44 PM

NC86
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^ i rolled over and almost broke the thing off

1/31/2008 2:18:16 PM

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There was no morning wood, just an arrow pointing from his homeland to the United States!

[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 2:19 PM. Reason : n]

1/31/2008 2:19:39 PM

scotieb24
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It sucks when you are sleeping on a couch at someone else's place and other people are around when you get up. Usually i go with the tuck method.

1/31/2008 2:22:25 PM

datman
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^should just be like, "well wtf ladies, comeon it aint there for nothing"

1/31/2008 2:23:41 PM

JeffreyBSG
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Quote :
"whats wrong with morning wood?"


for me it usually is accompanied by a strong desire to piss...and it's hard to piss through a boner, so sometimes the piss won't come out very fast, or comes out at strange angles, or even in two distinct streams which proceed almost at right angles to each other

1/31/2008 3:01:12 PM

fleetwud
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...but that's an Italian flag

1/31/2008 3:09:25 PM

paerabol
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what do you do when you have a boner and have to poop

i don't want to let it sit on top of the seat because it might dribble all in my drawers as i'm pooping

but i don't want to have to sit all weird, risk shitting all over the back of the toilet, just to try and cram it inside and have it rub all over the bowl and/or dip it in the poo water

1/31/2008 3:50:03 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Whatever happened to that band? They sucked ass.

1/31/2008 3:50:59 PM

arcgreek
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wait

1/31/2008 3:51:01 PM

beergolftile
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mourningwood?

1/31/2008 3:59:12 PM

jackleg
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morning wood, in the late afternoon

1/31/2008 4:00:19 PM

miska
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?

1/31/2008 4:47:44 PM

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