knew it started with an 's', though

1/28/2008 8:04:45 PM

i had a roommate who constantly said "hurtin like ohje sampsonite"

1/28/2008 8:05:41 PM

one of the best movies ever

1/28/2008 8:06:06 PM

1/28/2008 8:12:56 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=491237

1/28/2008 9:08:08 PM

I saw it...but its not like I could bump it

you can be the co-owner of this thread if you want

1/28/2008 9:09:02 PM

Dolomite

1/28/2008 9:09:42 PM

you really saw it? what the fuck did you search for? swimmy? swammy?

1/28/2008 9:09:44 PM

I searched for swanson, since that was her real last name

1/28/2008 9:14:59 PM

no way


WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!

1/28/2008 9:15:37 PM

hey dnl, try to find a pic of "just the essentials"

1/28/2008 9:16:33 PM

Your fav dildo brand?

1/28/2008 9:16:49 PM

what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me.....

1/28/2008 9:32:03 PM

i desperately want to make love to a school boy

1/28/2008 9:32:43 PM

are those skis yours?






both of them?

1/28/2008 9:32:49 PM

i just figured she was a raging alcoholic

1/28/2008 9:33:33 PM

Those your ski's?

Both of em?

^ haha

Quote :

"Jaybee1200 Slavs and Polacks 30669 Posts user info edit post Who goes to a bar at 10am?!? "

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:34 PM. Reason : d]

1/28/2008 9:33:51 PM

harry, i took care of it

1/28/2008 9:34:12 PM

how about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way i don't have to brag about myself later



...tell her i have a rapist wit.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:35 PM. Reason : ^^aadddaaa boy ]

1/28/2008 9:35:21 PM

^nice set of hooters ya got there

1/28/2008 9:36:03 PM

nice set'a h00ters ya got there.


hahahahha oh god

i have to quit TWW now.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : asdflkahl]

1/28/2008 9:36:08 PM

Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?

1/28/2008 9:36:19 PM

BIG GULPS HUH

WELP

SEE YA LATER

1/28/2008 9:37:05 PM

i'll bet you $20 i can get you gambling before the day is out!

1/28/2008 9:37:09 PM

^^PROBABLY MY FAVORITE LINE

1/28/2008 9:37:43 PM

Can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2008 9:37:49 PM

and do you know what that jerk said???!!


NOOOO, and I DONT CARE!

1/28/2008 9:37:54 PM

according to the map we've only gone about 4 inches

1/28/2008 9:37:58 PM

just when i think you can't get any dumber you go and do something like this...




and totally redeem yourself!

1/28/2008 9:38:07 PM

WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT ONE IN A MILLION TALK

1/28/2008 9:38:28 PM

IT'S A CARDIGAN

BUT THANKS FOR NOTICIN'!

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:40 PM. Reason : FARK]

1/28/2008 9:38:55 PM

^^haha

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:39 PM. Reason : ^poor form...already said that one]

1/28/2008 9:39:00 PM

Excuse me, Flo?

1/28/2008 9:40:07 PM

They gave you a gun? I didn't get a gun. Did you get a gun?

1/28/2008 9:40:07 PM

YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP!!

1/28/2008 9:40:49 PM

1/28/2008 9:41:00 PM

right out of the blue, she sends me a john deere letter

1/28/2008 9:41:00 PM

touch blue make it true

1/28/2008 9:41:16 PM

Look at the ass on that.

Yeah, he must work out.

1/28/2008 9:41:49 PM

that john denver's full of shit man

1/28/2008 9:42:30 PM

gas man. how did they know i got gas?

1/28/2008 9:42:40 PM

PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BAAAARBIE

1/28/2008 9:43:02 PM

so we backtracked a tad...

1/28/2008 9:43:22 PM

i got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. i didn't even see it coming.

1/28/2008 9:43:39 PM

^x8 lol.

What's the matter Harry, some little filly break your heart?

No, it was a girl.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ^]

1/28/2008 9:44:17 PM

that old fashioned romantic feeling where i'd do anything to bone her

1/28/2008 9:44:20 PM

although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, old people still can serve a purpose...DONT YOU GO DYIN ON ME

1/28/2008 9:44:39 PM

we made a snowman, she touched my leg...

1/28/2008 9:45:10 PM

We got no jobs, we got no food...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:46 PM. Reason : haha could go all night]

1/28/2008 9:45:28 PM

^^OK KILL HIM

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 9:45 PM. Reason : haha]

1/28/2008 9:45:36 PM