every aspect of my life is just fucked and WRONG on so many levels. I swear I should be Larry David.

fucking the other day. I'm walking in my neighborhood (i never do this), but the night before I sort of dropped the last kitten that I shared with my ex-gf near the pool the night before. so I was just checking it out and sort of filling guilty.

this chick comes up to me and ask for money to buy pampers. I'm like, "wtf ? i don't have any cash, but you look a little too young to have a kid". she's asks me if I'd like to see him. just FUCKING NUTS. and this is a nice oceanfront area. it just shocked me, but then again I did have a neighbor directly next to me that OD'd on Blow, which is really hard to do so go figure.
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keep it jungle, B.


A718
Jungle Since 1997.

1/27/2008 12:16:06 AM

What is this about kittens?

1/27/2008 12:17:21 AM

wipe that smile off your fucking face

1/27/2008 12:17:52 AM

Since 1997? what are you 11 years old or something?

1/27/2008 12:18:05 AM

no. 1997 is when I officially started keeping it jungle. around birth I was just you know, keeping it gully alot. 97 signifies the post-gully era.

1/27/2008 12:22:02 AM

I'm intrigued

1/27/2008 12:25:04 AM

1/27/2008 12:34:06 AM

OH YEAH ! this is what I forgot . forgot just now I was leaving the gas station and I forget to put the pump back in. I drove off w/out even realising I was dragging the thing. people were blowing and blinking they're light at me.

i was contemplating taking it home and using it as some crazy prop or making an art sculpture out of it (cause I'm really an artist, you know). but i brought it back and told the clerk I was sorry.

1/27/2008 12:44:53 AM

http://tiny.cc/cfSi1

1/27/2008 12:49:11 AM

hahha ive seen an xj12 do that. he must have been on some good shit

1/27/2008 12:53:24 AM

XJ12. are you talking about a JAG ?

1/27/2008 12:58:07 AM

yes sir, almost as good as a VAG

1/27/2008 12:59:40 AM

4^ Oh shit, I clicked that link.

1/27/2008 1:02:01 AM

What became of the kitten?

1/27/2008 1:02:45 AM

not a kitten perse, but she left me and I had the cats and she was kinda bullsh!tting about ever coming to get them. so I just let this guy free. i figured if i took him to the animal shelter he would have been put down. this way the little guys got a fighting chance. when I dumped him I left an open bag of KIT-N-KABOODLE !

1/27/2008 1:09:09 AM

what do you know of the bridges of konigsberg

1/27/2008 1:10:54 AM

You didn't think to try T-dub Classifieds first? (I can't afford and house a cat right now, but I'm sure someone could)

1/27/2008 1:11:02 AM

there are only like 2 or 4 twwers in vice city, G.

1/27/2008 1:17:15 AM