I have three decent ones
(i have the flu, so no going out tonight... entertain me!)


#1- My sister is a manager at a bank, and today an old lady pulled up to the teller window and somehow managed to rip the box the exstends to the car off the wall. The teller asked her to come inside to sign insurance papers and when the lady comes in she said "did I write down the wrong account number?"

#2- My dads cousin, while sitting at a red light on his Harley, is hit from behind by a 80 year old woman. She then tells the cop, who happened to be sitting across the intersection, that "That young kid on that bike pulled out in front of me." (My dads cousin is ~50, not a kid)

#3- 3 years ago in Winston-Salem, an 80+ woman left food lion and then drove through the door... past the checkout lines... and eventualy stopped in 1/4 way into the produce section. My friend, who as there, said she got out and looked at the front of her car, decided it was ok and got back in, then tried to back out before everyone sceamed for her to stop!



I know yall know some good ones!

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 9:42 PM. Reason : cant spell worth a dam]

1/25/2008 9:41:44 PM

This is why fleshbags shouldn't be allowed to drive.

1/25/2008 9:46:56 PM

Quote :

"#1- My sister is a manager at a bank, and today an old lady pulled up to the teller window and somehow managed to rip the box the exstends to the car off the wall. The teller asked her to come inside to sign insurance papers and when the lady comes in she said "did I write down the wrong account number?" #2- My dads cousin, while sitting at a red light on his Harley, is hit from behind by a 80 year old woman. She then tells the cop, who happened to be sitting across the intersection, that "That young kid on that bike pulled out in front of me." (My dads cousin is ~50, not a kid) #3- 3 years ago in Winston-Salem, an 80+ woman left food lion and then drove through the door... past the checkout lines... and eventualy stopped in 1/4 way into the produce section. My friend, who as there, said she got out and looked at the front of her car, decided it was ok and got back in, then tried to back out before everyone sceamed for her to stop!"

do you see what i did there?

1/25/2008 9:52:54 PM

you made it emphasize the real problem

1/25/2008 9:55:22 PM

I wasnt going to take it there, but yea....

1/25/2008 9:56:21 PM

my grandmother drives 45mph on the highway in the right lane and at night uses her brights. on the highway. because she can't read the signs.

1/26/2008 12:18:34 AM

tell her to get the fuck off the road

1/26/2008 12:20:01 AM

I sold Lincolns at one point. Test drives with 80 year olds in town cars are some of the scariest memories I have.

1/26/2008 3:00:49 AM

There was an article on Yahoo a little while ago about a woman that crashed through a frozen lake in her car because she drove onto it thinking it was a parking lot.

1/26/2008 3:11:20 AM

my grandma doesn't drive. she never has. said she never needed to then, and doesn't need to now. i guess she was the ultimate stay at home mom.

1/26/2008 3:14:02 AM

Whats the legality of being a stay at home mom? Any chance she could serve some hard time?

1/26/2008 3:15:05 AM

Stop.

1/26/2008 3:17:41 AM

i think its fine unless she's doing crimes at home, like trying as hard as possible to annoy someone

1/26/2008 3:19:42 AM

Quote :

"Whats the legality of being a stay at home mom? Any chance she could serve some hard time?"

lol

1/26/2008 4:02:50 AM

heh

1/27/2008 1:46:45 AM