Quotes:

---In his 1986 senate campaign, he referred to the Leisure World retirement community as "Seizure World"

---saying "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

---McCain openly used the term "gook"

---McCain was asked a question about possible military action against Iran. He responded by singing “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” to the melody of the Beach Boys' song "Barbara Ann"

---Jon Stewart asked McCain, "What do you want to start with, the bomb Iran song or the walk through the market in Baghdad?" McCain responded by saying,"I think maybe shopping in Baghdad ... I had something picked out for you, too — a little IED to put on your desk."

---also, on why he doesnt understand why Hilary wants to spend a million on a woodstock memorial, "I guess I was tied up at the time"



John McCain = Baller

1/25/2008 4:24:34 PM

"I guess I was tied up at the time"

LOL

1/25/2008 4:27:09 PM

"I guess I was tied up at the time"


THAT CLEVER DOG!

1/25/2008 4:28:41 PM

that sonofabitch will say anything to anyone


"Michigan, you've lost a lot of jobs. Most of them aren't coming back. Vote for me!"


hahahahaha

1/25/2008 4:29:57 PM

"Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room." --Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation

McCain reminds me of the real Seymour Skinner who tells the "funny story" about being a Vietnam POW.

[Edited on January 25, 2008 at 4:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2008 4:41:07 PM

"Thanks for the question, you little jerk"

1/25/2008 4:44:36 PM

oops, that one was already posted

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 1:22 AM. Reason : asdf]

1/26/2008 1:22:06 AM

he's like the drunk uncle no one wants around but when he is its always entertaining.

1/26/2008 11:08:22 AM