http://blacksburg.craigslist.org/m4w/545417057.htmli couldn't post the text of the ad because it was over 10000 characters, so go to the link to read the whole thing, it's worth it.
1/24/2008 4:11:17 PM
busted
1/24/2008 4:12:33 PM
holy fucking shit--dude wrote a biography
1/24/2008 4:14:34 PM
post that shit on campusblender, or get EMCE to do it.
1/24/2008 4:14:51 PM
DRAGON LAIRget back to work evan.
1/24/2008 4:15:54 PM
1/24/2008 4:16:09 PM
I bet his cock is sneaky longLike he'd whip it out and you'd be expecting to lol at the shortness of it, but it would actually be substantialand you'd be like "damn, pretty nice"Its probably not very thick tho
1/24/2008 4:20:08 PM
^ i agree[no homo]
1/24/2008 4:21:28 PM
i'm pretty sure [no homo] can't apply in this situation
1/24/2008 4:22:46 PM
yep.there's no amount of no homo that would negate that
1/24/2008 4:23:58 PM
my vote would be evan
1/24/2008 4:24:13 PM
It could be beardawg after gastric bypassor guitarguyor diamondace
1/24/2008 4:24:55 PM
fine then.
1/24/2008 4:25:09 PM
just saying someone has a nice cock doesn't make it a homo thing to sayits said of of admiration, not infatuationtheres a difference
1/24/2008 4:26:18 PM
By the way does anyone remember lasertag and photon?Also does anyone remember collecting garbagepail kids?Also does anyone remember teddy ruxpin?Hey anyone have or had the smurfs pvc’s?( the little plastic smurfs) I remember playing with them and along with the transformers,gi joe,he-man toys , they rocked!!!!!!!!!Slinkys also kick ass!!!
1/24/2008 4:26:57 PM
remember laser tag?you mean like last weekend?
1/24/2008 4:27:39 PM
1/24/2008 4:28:04 PM
who lists their favorite childhood shows?
1/24/2008 4:54:41 PM
I am almost certain this guy is a serial killer.
1/24/2008 5:00:58 PM
HEY EVAN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT D00DS ON THE INTERNETS?
1/24/2008 5:02:32 PM