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So, to my knowledge, I've never met drunknloaded. I don't really pay much attention to his posts and am not entirely clear on how he fits into tww's social structure. But for a while, he apparently walked my friend's dog. He was, in fact, quite adamant about wanting to do this, because apparently he desperately needed ten whole dollars.

Well, the arrangement worked out until he showed up at my friend's place in the condition of being, well, drunk and loaded, walked out back, and punched the dog in the face. Repeatedly.

Actually, at the time it was really more of a puppy, so yeah. He punched a puppy in the face repeatedly.

My friend was displeased. dnl took a swing at him and missed. My friend pushed him, and where any normal person would have fallen over onto the grass, dnl managed to stumble backwards about thirty feet so that his head would land on the pavement. As I understand it, several people dropped his unconscious frame at his house because nobody had the key to put him inside.

Over the next several days dnl begged to be rehired. To walk the puppy. That he punched in the face. Repeatedly.

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I just heard all of this the other day when me and this friend saw dnl leaving an ABC store. I thought it was pretty funny and so I decided to share it with you all. It's not great, but then again, fuck you.

1/20/2008 6:25:58 PM

first!

1/20/2008 6:27:17 PM

awesome

1/20/2008 6:27:50 PM

sounds plausible

1/20/2008 6:27:52 PM

why did he punch the dog?

1/20/2008 6:28:54 PM

IM GONNA RAPE YOU

1/20/2008 6:29:16 PM

No reason that doesn't involve variations on the words "dumbass" and "drunk"

1/20/2008 6:29:39 PM

seems like i totally remember hearing about this happening

1/20/2008 6:29:42 PM

ha ha ha this is fake and the pic is photoshopped

1/20/2008 6:30:07 PM

hes got this hickory stick

1/20/2008 6:30:36 PM

I AM JUST A GOAT

1/20/2008 6:31:04 PM

1/20/2008 6:31:37 PM

ahhaha MODERATORS REVIVE MY TOLL BOOTH WILLY THREAD

1/20/2008 6:34:19 PM

you had better ehhhh knot mention that again eh?

1/20/2008 6:34:49 PM

haha funny thread

grumpy are you the dude thats in the tree major? i remember that night i kept asking someone about trees

1/20/2008 6:36:59 PM

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1/20/2008 6:37:10 PM

I am not the dude in the tree major. I was not there. I think I made that pretty abundantly clear in my account of things.

1/20/2008 6:37:52 PM

^ so why do you like trees so much? and from what you said above I take it you were there

[Edited on January 20, 2008 at 6:39 PM. Reason : d]

1/20/2008 6:38:21 PM

Quote :

"I've never met drunknloaded."

if you had, you certainly wouldn't believe this story.
if this story is true, then I would be extremely appalled.
this is unsettling to say the least.

1/20/2008 6:38:21 PM

why is this thread funny, dnl

1/20/2008 6:39:45 PM

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1/20/2008 6:39:46 PM

so i dont get it, 99% of the people on here rag him because he never leaves home or tww.

so based on those facts, we can only conclude that he never left his house, and that this never occured.

you guys need to get your logic straight. if you pick on him for this, then you concede that he left the house.

get off the fence

1/20/2008 6:40:05 PM

^^^^true story...I was there when GrumpyGOP was told this

[Edited on January 20, 2008 at 6:41 PM. Reason : .]

1/20/2008 6:41:17 PM

Quote :

"so why do you like trees so much? and from what you said above I take it you were there"

I don't like trees in particular. And I pretty specifically said that I only heard all of this the other day at the ABC store, in addition to the fact that I've never met the man.

1/20/2008 6:41:28 PM

ok, so its established that you and dnl have indeed met...

1/20/2008 6:42:08 PM

yo grumpy paradox's exgf is one hot piece of ass dont you agree

1/20/2008 6:43:10 PM

I THINKN TREES IS CODE FOR WEED.


LIKE THE GUY LIKED TREES = THE GUY SOLD WEED.



im a little off on my stoner lingo since ive never done drugs before

1/20/2008 6:43:39 PM

Proof or apologize.

this shit is NOT funny. I would sue over this, were it me as the villain.

1/20/2008 6:44:05 PM

yo grumpy tell paradox i stole his laptop and see what he says

1/20/2008 6:46:51 PM

^ THATS SELF INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE SON.


YOU FUCKING IDIOT

1/20/2008 6:48:26 PM

/message_topic.aspx?topic=492619

thread about the laptop

1/20/2008 6:49:50 PM

ok first lie- i got 40 dollars for 3 walks of walking 2 dogs, named alphie and darby, for parodox and katiencbabe

lie 2- apparently i showed up drunk and loaded...but the truth is, i did parodox's hw that night and he invited me with his friends to champions...i was like i'm broke and hes like i'll buy you 2 drinks....i also told him i hadnt eaten all day, so i was gonna get drunk pretty fast...well then we go back to parodoxes and katiencbabes place and paradox gives me some like triple shot of something and is like you have to drink this...well i chug it and actually dont puke and get way crunk

lie 3- haha the punching the dog thing...thats completely laughable

lie 4- haha dnl took a swing...yeah...i'm gonna start a fight with some dude i only know cause i walk his dogs...yeah...

lie 5- i eventually got in my apt, cause paradox and his friend took me home, i forgot my keys, they went back, and gave me my keys

lie 6- begged to be rehired? lol please...this was the 3rd person i walked dogs for...and walking 2 at the same time was really sucking...i asked him once in a pm and once on facebook...rofl, "begged"

1/20/2008 6:58:47 PM

he speaks the truf

1/20/2008 7:00:31 PM

LIES


WHHY DID YOU ASKED TO BE RE HIRED TWICE IF YOU DID NOTHING WRONG.

1/20/2008 7:00:46 PM

STFU onenighter

1/20/2008 7:01:11 PM

HEY, WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO SUCKING HIS COCK YOU FAGBOT

1/20/2008 7:01:43 PM

oh you're good homie - he seems to like your feminine lips

MAXIMUM CAPS LOCK!!!1

1/20/2008 7:02:15 PM

lol i didnt do anything wrong and i asked if he still wanted me to walk his dogs cause i owed him like 1 more walk and he thought i stole his laptop

1/20/2008 7:02:26 PM

GrumpyGOP...what about the part when you took him home and he was doing cartwheels in the yard and got knocked out by the pine tree? You and Dusty, from what I heard, dragged him from the pinetree to his door?

1/20/2008 7:02:51 PM

YOU JUST STUNK UP THE PLACE XSMP... SMELLS LIKE COMPLETE FAGGOTRY.


GET YO SHIT STRAIGHT, g

1/20/2008 7:03:03 PM

not to thread hijack but can we just start talking about katiencbabe? shes like the best thing this thread has going for it

1/20/2008 7:03:14 PM

The first two lies I'll give you just because they're relatively minor details and maybe I misremembered. But 3-5 and central to the story and I believe my buddy over your drunk ass.

1/20/2008 7:07:12 PM

lol trust me....these wolfwebbers are going to believe me before they beleive some obscure wolfwebber that comes out of the woodwork to talk shit to me on tww

1/20/2008 7:08:19 PM

umm, in light of your idiocy of late, i think ill believe random wolfwebber

1/20/2008 7:22:26 PM

lol thats your problem



i mean punching a dog...really?

1/20/2008 7:23:07 PM

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1/20/2008 7:27:44 PM

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1/20/2008 7:29:52 PM

1/20/2008 7:32:18 PM

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1/20/2008 7:33:28 PM

well, the "punching the dogpuppy in the face" may have been misunderstood.

striking the dog in the neck or tapping it on the head is a way of classical conditioning for K-9s. and you can't tap a dog like you tap/pet a baby, you have to have some force behind it or else the dog won't know you're trying to tell it something.

DON'T MAKE THIS THREAD IF YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE

you accuse the dude of doin all this shit and you're basing it all on someone else's words who is obviously in a position to exaggerate what happened.

keep an open mind and don't jump to conclusions.

1/20/2008 7:33:42 PM