being competitively gassy with your SO?

1/16/2008 10:16:35 PM

i used to

until once in high school, when i was fucking with a girl after blowing up my car and locking the windows

she said she'd get me back

and boy did she





(by vomiting on my dashboard)

1/16/2008 10:18:59 PM

nope. my girlfriend and i have the initiative of seeing who can gas each other out of the bed

1/16/2008 10:19:18 PM

dutch oven ftw

1/16/2008 10:19:31 PM

No.

Only because he's no competition. I'm lactose intolerant, and he's not

1/16/2008 10:20:19 PM

we just compete for volume, duration, delivery, facial expression, etc. we don't eat fast food, so
stink isn't as much of an issue.

1/16/2008 10:21:09 PM

don't even get my started....I couldn't never beat him...his smell like something crawled up inside him and died and then he farted

1/16/2008 10:21:26 PM

love this thread

1/16/2008 10:21:28 PM

I just got into trouble for bringing my SO into this

1/16/2008 10:22:37 PM