WHEREAS, my face is really itchy; and,

WHEREAS, the hair on my face is starting to blend in with my goatee so there is no real distinction between the two; and,

WHEREAS, i also need to take a shower which will make the hair on my face easier to shave; now, therefore, be it

RESOLVED, that i will shave in the next 30 minutes.

1/16/2008 10:35:11 AM

evan spelled backwards is nave

1/16/2008 10:35:40 AM

i have more posts than you.

1/16/2008 10:35:43 AM

i have more posts than everyone in this thread combined

and like doubled

and then doubled again

1/16/2008 10:36:12 AM

no you dont, thats 150,984

well now that you ghost edited (sonofabitch), you are correct... 75,492

1/16/2008 10:37:12 AM

pwnt by math

1/16/2008 10:37:25 AM

sorry my simple math was 20k then doubled is 40k then doubled is 80k ...

ghosts edits are a bitch no homo

1/16/2008 10:37:50 AM

bah

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 10:38 AM. Reason : someone else already did maths here]

1/16/2008 10:38:25 AM

.

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 10:39 AM. Reason : .]

1/16/2008 10:39:27 AM

see guys

it's funny because i wrote it as a piece of legislation

and it's just me shaving

1/16/2008 10:41:28 AM

we noticed that



but it wasn't that funny.


[no homo]

1/16/2008 10:42:39 AM

WHEREAS, usually your threads suck

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 10:43 AM. Reason : RESOLVED, this one does too]

1/16/2008 10:43:21 AM

RESOLVED, that he will be suspended

1/16/2008 10:43:58 AM

i thought it was fucking hilarious





thanks, ants. thants.

1/16/2008 10:44:00 AM

you need 800 posts




fast.

1/16/2008 10:52:28 AM

whereas, if you wash your face it wont be so itchy.

whereas, if you use a sharp blade and decent shaving gel it doesnt matter how soft the little spears are. using a dull razor and 99 cent shaving cream is retarded. i like taking off the hair and like 2 layers of skin

also whereas, the only way an electric reallly works is if you stay on top of it (oh yeah baby, homo)

1/16/2008 10:59:40 AM

i just shaved. feels smooth as silk now.

1/16/2008 11:08:50 AM

i didnt shave today, probably won't again until friday when i go out. just dont care to do it every day

1/16/2008 11:12:10 AM

i need to shave but i'm out of shaving cream

1/16/2008 11:13:59 AM

Quote :

"evan spelled backwards is nave"

remarkably humorous

1/16/2008 11:38:28 AM

stand those bitches up with LECTRIC shave!

1/16/2008 11:39:42 AM

Quote :

"whereas, if you wash your face it wont be so itchy. whereas, if you use a sharp blade and decent shaving gel it doesnt matter how soft the little spears are. using a dull razor and 99 cent shaving cream is retarded. i like taking off the hair and like 2 layers of skin also whereas, the only way an electric reallly works is if you stay on top of it (oh yeah baby, homo)"

i do indeed wash my face, it's still itchy though

and i use that gilette fusion phantom razor, usually switch blades every 2 weeks, and i use the gilette fusion cream... so that ain't the problem

and electrics don't work worth a shit

my face is just itchy

1/16/2008 12:01:47 PM