I fell asleep watching TV in bed with my glasses on, and woke up with them in 3 pieces

My backup pair has a weak ass prescription which means I still can't see shit more than 5 feet away from me

1/12/2008 9:22:57 AM

good thing you didnt poke your eye out!

1/12/2008 9:23:58 AM

aha

1/12/2008 9:26:19 AM

My cat threw my glasses off my nightstand earlier this week and I had to go get my old pair to find them

1/12/2008 10:37:03 AM

1/12/2008 10:41:02 AM

You people and your bad vision!

1/12/2008 10:43:43 AM

^ sorry, we dont all feed off racism and bigotry and horrible music to make ourselves stronger

1/12/2008 11:12:01 AM

Wat?

1/12/2008 11:14:01 AM

1/12/2008 11:15:32 AM

Quote :

"good thing you didnt poke your eye out!"

lol

1/12/2008 11:16:10 AM

^^ oh man that fucking rocks, the pinnacle of television aside from America's Funniest Home Videos

1/12/2008 11:16:48 AM

I almost cried the first time I saw it.

1/12/2008 11:19:40 AM

You should get a monocle.

That would be straight pimpin.

1/12/2008 11:21:02 AM

fuck yeah, I tried to bring the monocle back a few years ago but it was annoying as fuck, but in this case...

1/12/2008 11:22:34 AM

Jaybee, I think I have a good pair of glasses up at my girlfriend's place. She's out of town and I obviosuly can't drive. Wanna give me a ride?

I thought about going for a run and running up there, but I might get hit by a car

1/12/2008 11:34:25 AM

they arent there, I would have noticed last night

1/12/2008 11:35:51 AM

aha, so what did you do since she wasn't there? sniff her panties?

all her dirty ones are down here

1/12/2008 11:36:35 AM

the good old "out of town" trick

1/12/2008 11:37:14 AM

she told me she was in london visiting her grandmother

1/12/2008 11:38:52 AM

in london visiting her grandmother = butt sex with a coal miner's helmet on

1/12/2008 11:40:33 AM

<3 joe#s and jaybee

1/12/2008 11:44:57 AM

So I decided to take a chance and went for a run up to my girlfriend's place a few miles up the road. Thankfully good backup glasses were there, so I can see now

1/12/2008 3:46:50 PM