tonight. i'm nervous. i think this is going to motivate me to change my life though. being we're like total opposites and i won't want to be here. ex-gf is being a dickbag. only coming to take small portions and then forgetting to leave the access card.


tonight i'm considering staying at home and studying or going to hang out a friends place with some chick that playing guitar and some friends. "i'd have to bring the weed". that's all I need at this point. i'm facing 2 felonies.


WTF >>>>>>>?????? !

1/10/2008 7:35:23 PM

where are you now?

1/10/2008 7:36:48 PM

1/10/2008 7:36:56 PM

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"where are you now?"

I'M IN MIAMI.

1/10/2008 7:38:10 PM

is this that fat chick?

1/10/2008 7:38:40 PM

yeah. i sold my soul for $600 bucks. first months rent.

1/10/2008 7:40:08 PM

well you're soon gonna have an assload of more thread material

1/10/2008 7:41:04 PM

You should cut a hole in the bathroom wall and put a two way mirror over it. Works like a charm.

1/10/2008 7:42:07 PM

its weird, but not so bad. apparently she couldn't get in and asked security. securities trying to find out where she's staying cause there has to be approval to get a roommate in my condo. they talked about a fine for this.


WTF !!! it's her first night here.

1/10/2008 11:17:52 PM

my new roommate is menut the musicman

im living with a celebrity and shit

1/10/2008 11:19:30 PM

who?

1/10/2008 11:24:39 PM

who ?

1/10/2008 11:26:04 PM

wat ?

1/10/2008 11:48:04 PM

first night:

smoked a "j" with the new roommate, she left to go to a club. i feel asleep and around 8am i was motivated to drive to barnes and nobles to study for an exam.

the fact she's there makes me want to leave and not be @ home. she works 11-7am.

1/11/2008 10:20:16 AM

what exam?

1/11/2008 10:24:49 AM

^ CISCO certification.

1/11/2008 10:25:42 AM

dude. she's been here all day long. i left out to keep busy. also, she's filled my fridge with A GALLON OF MILK and 2 PACKS OF FUCKING BOLOGNA. who eats sh!t like that. who fucking lives like that.

i'm going to confront her about the bologna and the milk. IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

1/11/2008 11:12:39 PM

you know, menut

http://www.curtismedia.com/audio/96rockdownload/mornings/menut_ny_break.wma

1/12/2008 12:27:31 AM

dude. there's a gallon of milk in my fridge. haven't seen that since I was 17. my parents drank milk and that's one of the reasons I left home and never came back.

1/12/2008 11:47:05 AM

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"my parents drank milk and that's one of the reasons I left home and never came back."

10/10

AHAHAAH

1/12/2008 11:47:32 AM

fucking bologna, milk and white bread in my house. i haven't had white bread in years. it's strictly Dutch Potatoe bread for me. if it's white bread I bought a fresh loaf from the bakery. white grocery store bread is so tacky. such a low-class thing. "white bread", not rye, not wheat, not Dutch Potatoe.

[Edited on January 12, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : going fucking criminally INSANE !]

1/12/2008 11:50:32 AM

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were my alias.

[Edited on January 12, 2008 at 11:53 AM. Reason : ya know]

1/12/2008 11:53:01 AM

she is a fatty, is it at least 2% milk? She has to keep the weight on you know....

1/12/2008 12:07:14 PM

fucking whole milk. and there's even fucking cheese in there. who in the fuck does that ?

1/12/2008 1:07:56 PM

fuck. she's here all the time. she commented on how I'm never here today. i'm not sure about this. i'm giving it 3 months tops. acquire a new sofa and bedroom set and she's out. that's the plan.

1/13/2008 9:31:23 PM

Bringing in news characters if a sign of jumping the shark.

Kinda like when The Brady Bunch brought in Cousin Oliver.

1/13/2008 9:37:48 PM

Jumping the shark ???

1/13/2008 10:32:42 PM

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"it's strictly Dutch Potatoe bread for me."

yep

1/13/2008 11:01:19 PM

1/13/2008 11:09:44 PM

just dont come home drunk, you might wake up next to that......

1/13/2008 11:11:22 PM

you are going to confront her about WHAT she eats?


that 600 dollars that you've probably already spent says she can eat whatever the fuck she wants

1/13/2008 11:13:53 PM

true. i have spent the $600/bucks. i just find it disgusting. that's all. i mean 2 packs of bologna in your house. WHO DOES THAT ?

-


either way I'm even having a hard time smoking with her too. this totally is a positive situation though. i'm always gone now. i'm in the office as we speak. i even volunteered to work on a project i have nothing to do with in Key Biscayne today.

if she's there when I get back this evening. i'll go on an hour long jog.

1/14/2008 11:23:55 AM

hahaha, he hates this chick

1/14/2008 11:27:46 AM

$600 is cheap, b

miami rent is arm,leg, and kidney

1/14/2008 11:28:45 AM

what kind of snacks would be appropriate to keep in the house?

1/14/2008 11:29:34 AM

Amsterdam, you're being a whiny bitch for no reason

if you can't handle roommates, stop getting them

1/14/2008 11:29:39 AM

which cisco cert are you studying for? because if it's CCNA, i got that as a senior in high school (thank you taxpayers and glaxo-wellcome) and it was easy as hell

1/14/2008 11:31:33 AM

Quote :

"what kind of snacks would be appropriate to keep in the house? "

sh!t that a thin person normally keeps in their house or sh!t that a fit person normally keeps. bologna and whole mile and white bread. sounds like harboring a felon in your house or something. not that i think she comes from a trashy background or anything ?

1/14/2008 11:42:04 AM

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"$600 is cheap, b miami rent is arm,leg, and kidney "

it is, but I'm only renting out a room. and she has an assigned parking space. she does parlay in my living room all day long though. but its $600/utilities included. but I'm considering adding another person.

1/14/2008 11:43:12 AM

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"hahaha, he hates this chick "

terp, b. does it really sound like i hate the chick. i just find her repulsive is all. she just makes me not even want to share a blunt, which in term means no smoking, which makes me a better person. its turning a negative into a positive is how i see it.

1/14/2008 11:44:50 AM

Quote :

"sh!t that a thin person normally keeps in their house or sh!t that a fit person normally keeps. bologna and whole mile and white bread. sounds like harboring a felon in your house or something. not that i think she comes from a trashy background or anything ? "

ie, his fridge is empty except for beer, and he eats all his meals out and fools himself into thinking they're healthy.

1/14/2008 11:51:49 AM

I guess repulsed is a better word. I'd rather hear someone say they hate me than be repulsed by me though!

1/14/2008 11:56:25 AM

Growing up, we were not allowed to drink Kool-Aid, etc... or eat sugary cereals, white bread, bologna, Kraft singles, etc... My lunches would be like lettuce and turkey on oatywheatygrainy rock bread with some fresh chopped fruit, an apple or orange, and a ball of waxed gouda on the side. Not for health reasons...just cause my parents sucked.

So there's something very satisfying now about settling down to some Oscar Meyer-Kraft-Wonder deliciousness. Throw in some gushers and a Mondo "juice," and I'm happy.

[Edited on January 14, 2008 at 12:49 PM. Reason : Fruit snacks, bitches.]

1/14/2008 12:47:57 PM

1/14/2008 12:49:01 PM

WAXED GOUDA!!!!

I'm 6-years-old, been busting my ass in the hot sun at camp all morning, and I open my cooler to find some fucking waxed gouda. Everybody else is munching on they Twinkies, Lunchables, and sugary drinks with interesting delivery methods...and every day, I got stuck with waxed gouda. How'm I supposed to trade that shit? It's like being in prison with no cigarettes.

That will fuck your shit up for life.

1/14/2008 12:53:26 PM

Quote :

"there's a gallon of milk in my fridge."

Since when is milk a disgusting thing to have in your house? I'm pretty sure most people drink milk...

1/14/2008 12:59:08 PM

I don't drink milk.

Regardless, a gallon of milk for one person indicates that they are planning to drink an entire gallon of milk before it's past due.

And that's kind of a lot.

1/14/2008 1:20:16 PM

Quote :

"i'm going to confront her about the bologna and the milk. IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1."

all you tools who want to run this guy off because he is an alias need to grow up. this is grade A 100% comedy here.

1/14/2008 1:26:22 PM

this is the wolfweb. obviously the people here are just like his new roomate, and don't appreciate the finer things in life. including comedy

1/14/2008 1:27:24 PM

^^^ I drink a gallon of 1% a week... easily. I'm perfectly healthy and very fit... of course for a fatty I can see how this can be annoying.

^^ truth

[Edited on January 14, 2008 at 1:28 PM. Reason : x]

1/14/2008 1:27:53 PM