Post a random quote that you've heard that made you go "WTF!?"

"My ass isn't a blender."

1/10/2008 1:06:28 PM

Quote :

"My ass isn't a blender."

1/10/2008 1:08:42 PM

"My ass is a blender."

1/10/2008 1:10:24 PM

I probably wouldn't let Slave Famous have sex with me

1/10/2008 1:11:21 PM

"If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

1/10/2008 1:11:54 PM

^

nicely played.

1/10/2008 1:14:08 PM

^^ nice

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : fast posting gerks]

1/10/2008 1:14:31 PM

"I need viagra to have sex with my wife, but not my boyfriend"

"before big business meetings i jack off into my hands and then dont wash them"

1/10/2008 1:20:53 PM

He said heard, not read

1/10/2008 1:21:33 PM

"you should donkey punch him in the face"

1/10/2008 1:23:04 PM

^^^what in the hell woman

1/10/2008 1:49:10 PM

damn, broshia strait caught my ass!

1/10/2008 1:57:12 PM

No, I just beat everyone else to the punch

1/10/2008 1:57:51 PM

Quote :

""If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.""

Well done...

1/10/2008 4:51:34 PM

"pwrstrkdf250, you disgust me"

1/10/2008 4:52:34 PM

Quote :

"I'm not fucking the monkey, I'm just holding the head"

Quote :

"I'm fucking this chicken sir, don't worry, just stand back and watch the feathers fly"

1/10/2008 4:53:48 PM

"its not gay because its a GIRL doing it"

1/10/2008 4:54:54 PM

i want a divorce

1/10/2008 5:19:24 PM

lol

one drunken night at the beach when me, a friend of mine, and this ecu slutter were hanging out,

"yo ***, thats my leg"


"my bad man"

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 5:21 PM. Reason : !]

1/10/2008 5:20:53 PM

what i seriously just heard...

Quote :

"yeah man, you talk about Afro-Engineering that thing was deadly"

Quote :

"This is the exact reason we dont employ those people"

1/10/2008 5:24:32 PM

"I'd fuck a snake if someone held the mouth open"

1/10/2008 5:29:37 PM

Lets go back to the station house, n' cornhole us a drunk!

1/10/2008 6:07:34 PM

Quote :

"let me tell ya something boy, I'd rather pay a hooker, fuck her all weekend and never talk to again, than to deal with a woman on a daily basis ever again"

the man wasn't joking either

1/10/2008 6:10:11 PM

^^gg

from Judd Nelson in "Let's go back to the Station House"

""Lets go back to the station house...get some drunks to blow us.""

1/10/2008 6:32:56 PM

lol. My boss David was bragging about his wife cooking dinner last night and how great it was.

"man, i tell you what, good good good dinner, i mean DAMN"
"so, what was it"
"somethin from a box, hamburger helper or somethin, but i mean REAL GOOD"

does not compute.

1/10/2008 6:34:28 PM

On the metro in DC:

Quote :

"We've installed new secure trashcans in the metro stations. You now don't have be afraid of throwing your trash away in the proper receptacle"

Quote :

"Escalators may not look like alligators, but they bite like them. "

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 9:29 PM. Reason : know]

1/10/2008 9:29:01 PM

BTTT

1/13/2008 1:16:59 PM