i had a dream that i could fly, and i was flying all over the coast. and this dog, pitbull, was jealous as helll. it started whining and tried to trick me into flying down to help it. i was all like...fucking dog. hmmm i wonder if anyone can beat that

1/9/2008 11:02:14 PM

isn't there a dreams thread around here?! .......

1/9/2008 11:03:28 PM

i dreamed i was running around in a hotel trying to outsmart these russian spies . i kept running into random girls i had liked and then all of a sudden i met the last girl i liked and we were trying to have sex in one of the rooms and we were being all secretive because someone was trying to find us.

1/9/2008 11:04:01 PM

i had a dream that the sun would superheat the oceans when it came up and i was on a boat and when the sun came up the boat and me sunk cuz of the boiling ocean and i felt the pressure in my ears and the nitrogen in my blood. i woke up and i couldnt move my arms for a few minutes.

1/9/2008 11:11:55 PM