The kicker is, he doesnt know she only has one arm. But shes really cute and real nice. . .

Does that make me a mean person for not telling him? I mean, i didnt want him to say no just because of that.

1/8/2008 5:21:43 PM

lol, oh man, i want to be there when they meet

1/8/2008 5:22:33 PM

not at all

that doesn't mean he won't like her

1/8/2008 5:22:34 PM

well, if they were planning on bondage, scratch the handcuffs

1/8/2008 5:22:59 PM

Unless fast typing speed is one of his turn ons.

1/8/2008 5:23:19 PM

THE KICKER??????????


































IT WAS HARDEE'S ON THE PHONE

1/8/2008 5:23:40 PM

Quote :

"if they were planning on bondage, scratch the handcuffs"

fuck that, just handcuff her wrist to her ankle--that's even better

1/8/2008 5:24:10 PM

i cant imagine what goes through this dudes head when he finds out

1/8/2008 5:24:22 PM

i just figured if i told him, he'd be like Oh hell no, im not going on a date with a one armed girl. So i decided to just leave out that tiny bit or information.

the guys in the office that do know she has one arm, were comparing sex to riding a bull. . . lol

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 5:25 PM. Reason : adsad]

1/8/2008 5:24:33 PM

be prepared to lose a friend/co-worker/whatever he is

1/8/2008 5:25:06 PM

you have a pic of said girl?

1/8/2008 5:25:14 PM

nub + butthole = ?

1/8/2008 5:25:17 PM

^, ^^

1/8/2008 5:25:37 PM

Does it stop at the shoulder, elbow, or what?

1/8/2008 5:25:58 PM

girlnumbers

1/8/2008 5:26:23 PM

where's that IM conversation where they were talking about limbless girls like dented cans. something like "you get the same product on the inside for less w/ just some damaged packaging."

1/8/2008 5:26:26 PM

is she very self conscious about this?


If so and he ditches her you don't want her to get depressed and end up slitting her wrists.

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 5:27 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2008 5:26:27 PM

nub + butthole = stinky nub

1/8/2008 5:26:36 PM

Do you not like this guy or something? Usually it's good to tell people stuff like that so they don't offend the person by acting shocked. Or, you know, going OH HELL NO WHERE'S YOUR OTHER ARM? or something like that...

This thread is going to reach 10 pages if you keep it updated.

1/8/2008 5:27:17 PM

yeah, you're a pretty terrible person for not telling him. especially if you think that he might of said no.

that's his decision to make. not yours.

not to mention he might really hurt her feelings when he meets her

1/8/2008 5:27:22 PM

its like a birth defect. right past the elbow she has some little nubbin fingers.

I met her at a coffee shop at lunch one day, i thought she was cute and this guy would like her. . and so they are going out on friday.

i mean if she can waitress, what can she do that someone with 2 arms cant?

(please dont say clap)


I mean its not like i knew for a fact he'd say no, i didnt know if he would or not, but some people are shallow. I asked a couple of the other guys hes on a team with - and they said to set it up. So i did.

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 5:28 PM. Reason : adas]

1/8/2008 5:27:29 PM

damn nerdchick has gotten kinkier in her old age

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 5:28 PM. Reason : ^oh dear god, dont scare the guy or something]

1/8/2008 5:28:01 PM

she can't do 1/4 of the hokey pokey

1/8/2008 5:28:33 PM

I don't suppose the guy has tried to look her up on myspace/facebook and already knows about it?

1/8/2008 5:28:33 PM

You lost me at "nubbin fingers".

1/8/2008 5:28:42 PM

this thread has too many words

1/8/2008 5:29:28 PM

more like hokey poco

1/8/2008 5:29:37 PM

nope, at least he hasen't said anything to me about it yet if he has.

i set up the date yesterday, and today he said its still on and never mentioned anything about her arm.

i mean if he gets mad at me for it, aw well. he cant not talk to me though, im his boss and i make sure he gets on a team and gets paid come season.

1/8/2008 5:30:55 PM

Quote :

"she can't do 1/4 of the hokey pokey"

1/8/2008 5:31:38 PM

when's come season


i wanna play

1/8/2008 5:32:11 PM

eightysix set us up the bomb

1/8/2008 5:32:47 PM

If I had half an arm like that I would start all first dates with a fake forearm and then slam it in a car door and start screaming like it had been broken off.

1/8/2008 5:32:54 PM

FEBRUARY 9th!!

1/8/2008 5:34:29 PM

As long as she's good with that one arm, who cares?

1/8/2008 5:35:05 PM

gg 86

1/8/2008 5:35:28 PM

Invite her home to play guitar hero?

1/8/2008 5:35:43 PM

I mean shes REALLY cute so i think it was worth the risk. long blonde hair, trim, greenish eyes, kinda country. . .

1/8/2008 5:35:51 PM

i think you should have told him. forcing people to like others even though they have certain defects just for the sake of "they are nice as a person" or "stop being shallow, they have a good personality" is a bunch of bullshit.

1/8/2008 5:37:46 PM

Quote :

"If so and he ditches her you don't want her to get depressed and end up slitting her wrists."

1/8/2008 5:37:58 PM

^I couldn't believe that gem didn't get reposted sooner.

1/8/2008 5:38:56 PM

i wouldn't be mad she has only one arm

i'd be mad she's kinda country

1/8/2008 5:39:09 PM

^^^lolerz, gg

1/8/2008 5:39:30 PM

the strike though doesn't work well with only one letter

(although its better in bold)

1/8/2008 5:41:07 PM

Im not forcing him to get into a relationship with her or like her, its one date.

I think they can handle one lousy date together and see if they like each other.

remember, i asked some guys first that he works with everyday that know him better then i do, and they all gave me the go ahead. if any one of them said something, i wouldnt of set it up.

1/8/2008 5:41:40 PM

*insert Def Leppard drummer joke here*

1/8/2008 5:42:42 PM

what are they doin on the date

1/8/2008 5:44:18 PM

i'm actually with eightysix here. it's not an arranged marriage it's just fucking dinner; if he doesn't like her, her doesn't have to see her again--just like any other date

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 5:45 PM. Reason : ^put-put]

1/8/2008 5:44:53 PM

wheel barrow race, and they both have to take turns at each position

1/8/2008 5:45:21 PM

going to dinner and then meeting up with another guy from work and his date to go to a concert at bobcats arena.

1/8/2008 5:46:34 PM

so much for applauding the band

1/8/2008 5:47:25 PM