this is an ode to those that cant grow a beard etc

1/5/2008 12:59:30 PM

1/5/2008 12:59:45 PM

i wish i couldnt....shaving sucks hard

1/5/2008 1:00:19 PM

1/5/2008 1:00:25 PM

azns don't have to shave






as often

1/5/2008 1:01:30 PM

I have to shave before the Redskins game, but I'm too lazy/hung over to do it...I'm dreading it

1/5/2008 1:01:44 PM

here is me yesterday

and me with a camera with SLR this morning



[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 1:02 PM. Reason : examples of non hairy face dudes no homo]

1/5/2008 1:02:21 PM

dreading your beard is a great alternative to shaving it

^DAMN YOUR BEARD IS HORRIBLE ITS ALL OVER YOUR FACE MAKING YOU LOOK...BLACK

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : c]

1/5/2008 1:02:23 PM

^^^ngr you got 3 hours

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 1:02 PM. Reason : r]

1/5/2008 1:02:25 PM

trust me it aint worth it - i have to shave twice a day sometimes.
oh and i could definitely do without the ingrowns

1/5/2008 1:02:53 PM

i hate shaving

1/5/2008 1:03:01 PM

twice a day?


jesus robin williams

1/5/2008 1:03:17 PM

I can't even grow a mustache, or sideburns. My face is smooth as a babies ass. My legs are hairy as shit though.

It blows, I want a beard like you wouldn't believe.

Anyway, I am 18 and a FR, but hell, you wouldn't think..

1/5/2008 1:03:53 PM

yeah robin williams is scary hairy no homo


i still get out ingrowns too...prolly get 2 or 3 ingrowns out a week or so

1/5/2008 1:03:58 PM

^^ you want to rock the chuck norris look or what?

1/5/2008 1:06:34 PM

this was my dad, and the white one was my mom

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 1:07 PM. Reason : c]

1/5/2008 1:07:02 PM

shaving ftl

1/5/2008 1:23:55 PM

Once I leave my current job I am not shaving until summer.

I know there is that few weeks you look like a complete bum, but once you get past that you are in the clear.

1/5/2008 1:34:46 PM

my beard is just weak enough to not be worth growing.

1/5/2008 1:37:32 PM

MY BEARD IS STRONG, G. i just choose to shave. i think it's a cleaner look. but yeah guys that can't grow beards are sort of less manly with the exception of the Native American population, which I just respect that they can't grow beards. HOW !!!!!1

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 2:07 PM. Reason : Ode to the Seminoles.]

1/5/2008 2:02:16 PM

you respect....men

1/5/2008 2:03:07 PM

does anyone here wetshave?

that shit is the bomb

1/5/2008 2:13:04 PM

^
I used to do that, but I didn't get a close enough shave

1/5/2008 2:16:59 PM

i can grow a mean patch of hair on my chin

1/5/2008 2:17:15 PM

Quote :

"I used to do that, but I didn't get a close enough shave"

did you use the right kind of cream?


i love wetshaving.

1. close shave
2. no razorbumps
3. no irritation

1/5/2008 2:23:39 PM

wet shave?

1/5/2008 2:26:15 PM

1/5/2008 2:28:08 PM

for those of us with slow as fuck internet that dont/cant watch youtube, can you describe it?

1/5/2008 2:29:05 PM

jesus christ that's a lot

1/5/2008 2:32:55 PM

wetshaving is done with a glycerin based cream, and like the name indicates, you use water to keep your face as wet as possible.

i use a double sided safety razor to shave

something like this:


it gets alot closer than any mach blades, and it "nurtures" your skin better.


i think i read somewhere that some people in china/japan/korea used wetshaving as a form of meditation or something.

1/5/2008 2:36:46 PM

damn how much does a diesel razor like that run? and how do you know if you got glycerin cream? whats wrong with reg. shaving creme

1/5/2008 2:38:39 PM

reg shaving cream is like mass produced gunk.

glycerin shaving creams come in a tube, and they say glycerin on them. does an excellent job of reducing friction between the blade and skin.

i got my razor off ebay for $6.99 like a year ago.

1/5/2008 2:42:48 PM

you never have had to get a dif. razor?

1/5/2008 2:44:26 PM

naw u just replace the blade. you can get a 10pack of double sided safety razors for like 2 dollars at CVS

1/5/2008 3:02:39 PM

if i skip more than like 2 days my electric wont work. so usually on mondays i have to go in with the mach 3. otherwise i try to use the electric and take off the hard spots with the mach3

but you gotta clean it well afterwards,or it will be full of hair and dead skin. eww

1/5/2008 3:14:00 PM

i cant grow a beard, yet i still have to shave cause i start lookin like i live in my moms basement


no offence

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 3:18 PM. Reason : .]

1/5/2008 3:16:13 PM

that beard in that picture of mine had been grown for 4 months

1/5/2008 3:21:49 PM

the columbine kids lived in their mommas basement.

1/5/2008 3:34:17 PM

I can grow a goatee or a mustache, but I couldn't do the full surround because the "connectors" on either side just below my mouth aren't there. And I have a few stubborn spots along the jawline that would keep me from growing a full beard (not that I've really ever wanted to).

Even with that, though, I can look pretty damn scruffy after not much time. One of the curses of having really dark hair, I guess. Even right after I've shaved there's a shadow, I guess from what's right under the skin.

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 3:37 PM. Reason : f]

1/5/2008 3:37:28 PM

I shave Sunday night, then use the remington the whole week, unless there is a holiday in there than I shave that night. Been using the Remington(usually get a new one every other year) for about 6 years or so.

1/5/2008 3:42:03 PM

bitches love the stubbly look.

Unfortunately, I just end up looking scruffy when I try to rock it.

1/5/2008 3:45:13 PM

i really dont think they do, considering the number of electric razors ive gotten from girlfriends and female friends and relatives and all that

but i do things for me, although it is nice to have many shaving options.

^^ im pretty sure you can buy new head things for like 20 instead of spending 80 on a new one. but i havent cared enough to look into it that much

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 3:51 PM. Reason : /]

1/5/2008 3:50:11 PM

i only use the Mach3. and neutrogena shave gel. don't understand the wetshave thing. seems bizarre.

1/6/2008 12:19:50 PM

on a side note, that cat sleeping in the closet in that video was strange.

1/6/2008 2:27:08 PM

i keep a short beard. The girl loves it, I don't have to shave except the edges. and I look damn sexy with it.

1/6/2008 3:17:48 PM

my boo didn't shave for a week
and i begged him to keep a goatee thing
and now i go for mustache rides everyday

horray hairy faced dudes!

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 3:19 PM. Reason : yay]

1/6/2008 3:19:32 PM

i'll never be able to give a mustache ride

1/6/2008 3:39:17 PM

Beards turn me on.


Fo real.

1/6/2008 4:06:32 PM

bears turn me on.

1/6/2008 4:07:13 PM

Fo real.

1/6/2008 4:07:34 PM