yet my neighbors seem to love puting food out for strays and then they end up shitting in front of my door

1/4/2008 7:51:44 PM

if you put out food they'll shit on his door.

1/4/2008 7:52:30 PM

There's probably some Raleigh ordinance dealing with it. Look it up and file a complaint if there is.

1/4/2008 7:53:28 PM

fresh squeezed lemon juice will deter them from your area
leave a few of the rinds out for good measure...they fucking hate lemons

1/4/2008 8:04:56 PM

Cats hate rocks...throw some.

1/4/2008 8:08:55 PM

as far as I'm concerned cats are just above below vermin


Fixed it for ya

1/4/2008 8:09:34 PM

as far as I'm concerned cats are just above vermin a good percentage of people

1/4/2008 8:12:56 PM

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, CATS ARE THE MOST AWESOME PET ON THE EARTH, AND RANK ABOVE A LOT OF HUMANS!

1/4/2008 8:19:35 PM

cats rock. fuck u

1/4/2008 8:20:37 PM

1/4/2008 8:24:22 PM

this cat has been hanging around the steps of my apartment, he's been funking around my feet when I'm trying to go up or down, he wants to kill me

then today he decides to claw the fuck outa my foot, i'm seriously tempted just to punt the damn thing

1/13/2008 12:19:59 AM

He is hungry and wants to be petted. Have a heart and show him some love!

1/13/2008 12:22:26 AM

I guess I'm not really pissed at an animal being an animal but the irresponsibility of people has damn near made me break my kneck down my steps

1/13/2008 12:24:14 AM

moar funny pictures

1/13/2008 12:25:08 AM

I understand. Grits was a stray, (as have been most of my animals. )

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 12:26 AM. Reason : ]

1/13/2008 12:25:24 AM

I hear both antifreeze and lead poisoning are quite effective for these sorts of problems.

1/13/2008 12:26:44 AM

how bout some neighbors that were feeding strays, i come out to find one sitting on my car taking a shit. when i yell at the thing it slides down the windshield and off the hood scratching it the entire length of slide.

1/13/2008 12:27:20 AM

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"I hear both antifreeze and lead poisoning are quite effective for these sorts of problems."

yeah and i do anything like that and i'll get michael vicked

1/13/2008 12:28:52 AM

this is why antifreeze is the most effective.

How are you supposed to know some stray animal will come by and drink it?

1/13/2008 12:30:38 AM

when i still lived up here i threw the dead birds that the stray cats left for us onto the neighbors front porch. i should have walked up and placed it in the food dish so they got the idea, however the hippies let their yard get so damn overgrown you'd need agent orange to have access and there'd be no guaruntee you'd make it out alive

1/13/2008 12:31:55 AM

if you want to be a pussy you could use one of these. Make sure to rub it in the face of your neighbor at least.



"Sure am glad we got those cats to their proper place at the animal shelter. I like to do something good for the community every now and then."

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 12:33 AM. Reason : img]

1/13/2008 12:32:32 AM

hahaha

1/13/2008 12:34:38 AM

^^ ha its not any particular method of getting rid of the cat i have a problem with its the human repercushions

maybe next time i'll set up a camera and call animal control when that thing decides to claw my leg up

[Edited on January 13, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ]

1/13/2008 12:35:05 AM

If my Mama's cat, Mikky, wants to be petted or fed, she will reach out and touch you as you walk by. If you ignore her for too long, she'll use claws to make sure she has your attention.

1/13/2008 12:38:19 AM

people are not supposed to "adopt" strays by just putting out food for them every day. you should tell your neighbors that.

1/13/2008 12:40:16 AM

moar funny pictures

1/13/2008 12:51:02 AM

Quote :

"how bout some neighbors that were feeding strays, i come out to find one sitting on my car taking a shit. when i yell at the thing it slides down the windshield and off the hood scratching it the entire length of slide."

I find it extremely unlikely that a cat would dump on your cold, hard car when there's nice, soft dirt/grass around.

1/13/2008 1:10:37 AM

If you poison the food that the neighbors put out, the problem will solve itself.

1/13/2008 2:56:20 AM