Battle them on any premise you want....

Who wins?

1/3/2008 7:37:57 PM

Entertainment?

oh and bon jovi since jon is still pretty hot and brett michaels isnt

[Edited on January 3, 2008 at 7:46 PM. Reason : sldjfsdfljksdf]

1/3/2008 7:46:08 PM

two of my least favorite bands ever.

ever.

1/3/2008 7:46:33 PM

hahah i just watched poison on hdnet...
cause of the hot women in the crowd i swear it was like 80% milf

1/3/2008 7:49:22 PM

bon jovi, it isn't even close.

1/3/2008 7:56:22 PM

we all lose

1/3/2008 8:04:53 PM

they both only have like 2 hits...i guess jovi cause his hits are more timeless/inspiration/less sucky

1/3/2008 8:05:11 PM

they both have waaaaaayyy more than 2 hits--especially Bon Jovi.

but that certainly doesn't mean that either is any good.

1/3/2008 8:15:39 PM

IBTOBaduski

1/3/2008 8:20:40 PM

Bon Jovi wrote better music, but Poison partied harder. They both have a lot to bring to the table.

1/3/2008 8:26:28 PM

but does brett michaels have a large share of an arena football team

i think not

1/3/2008 8:27:13 PM

^^^no...they do not have way more than 2 hits...you are giving them too much credit

wanted(that dead or alive song), that shot threw the heart song, and living on a prayer...thats it...

[Edited on January 3, 2008 at 8:28 PM. Reason : ok 3]

1/3/2008 8:27:31 PM

man, i hate bon jovi more than anyone you know.

but even I can name at least 5 more big hits they had.

seriously. wiki that shit if you want. i'm not wasting my time.

1/3/2008 8:36:59 PM

oh i thought you meant songs that didnt suck...i just listed all the songs they have that dont suck...my b

1/3/2008 8:43:28 PM

jesus christ.

i just said well more than once that I hate Bon Jovi.

adapt the common sense feature for 2 seconds and reconsider what you just said.

1/3/2008 8:44:49 PM

they both had a bunch of big hits, dude


and they're both good

but neither is half as good as Motley Crue

in related news, Warrant rocks, too.

1/3/2008 8:50:03 PM

^^so you agree that they only had like 3 songs worth a damn, that you can still hear played on the radio today, and the rest sucks?

1/3/2008 9:03:19 PM

thank god this thread is in its right section now

1/3/2008 9:05:06 PM

Bon jovi would win everything except sucking as hard as Poison.

[Edited on January 3, 2008 at 9:06 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2008 9:06:29 PM

Quote :

"^^^no...they do not have way more than 2 hits...you are giving them too much credit wanted(that dead or alive song), that shot threw the heart song, and living on a prayer...thats it... "

thats 3 hits you listed man

1/3/2008 9:07:44 PM

yeah man. i guess you didnt see the edit man

1/3/2008 9:16:02 PM

bret michaels would prob kick bon jovis ass
musically who cares.

1/3/2008 9:32:20 PM

both of them can't rock or party as hard as guns n' roses.

1/3/2008 10:00:33 PM

gnr is overrated...they put out like that one decent album and people hoist them up on some other whole level that isnt there

1/3/2008 10:20:14 PM

bon jovi vs poison is like duke vs unc

cant they just both lose?

1/3/2008 10:47:12 PM

WARRANT FTMFW!
hahaha

1/3/2008 10:48:04 PM

let's battle them on the women they dated/married

Richie Sambora--Heather Locklear
Jon Bon Jovi--Diane Lane

Bret Michaels--that hot chic from Rock of Love, I mean, gotta give credit where it's due; Pam Anderson

hmmmm

1/3/2008 10:54:54 PM

yeah i am pretty sure dude from poison had the first sex tape with pam ever

1/3/2008 10:59:15 PM

hmmm...bret michaels and pam anderson, pam anderson and tommy lee, tommy lee and heather locklear, heather and richie sambora!!!

4 degrees of separation!

ewwwwwwww

1/3/2008 11:02:00 PM

axl rose : stephanie seymour [/thread]

1/3/2008 11:34:47 PM

Thumb wrestling, who wins?

1/4/2008 12:14:15 AM

bon jovi wins cause we have the same b-day

1/4/2008 12:37:41 AM

^^^^ Tommy Lee is probably only a couple degrees of seperation from pretty much everyone.

(how about the story where Tommy Lee and Nicki Sixx had a bet to see who could bone down with a different chick every night for the longest period of time without taking a shower?



I don't remember who won, but it went on for like a month...I think they both kept on getting laid, but one of them broke down and took a shower)

Quote :

"gnr is overrated...they put out like that one decent album and people hoist them up on some other whole level that isnt there "

Clearly you have lost your mind.

1/4/2008 1:21:33 AM

Quote :

"Clearly you have lost your mind."

io was gonna say the same thing

then i realized its dnl and everyone knows he knows nothing about white people music

1/4/2008 1:22:49 AM

gnr is the greatest band of all time.

1/4/2008 1:24:08 AM

I want to go on Rock of Love 3 and bang Bret Michaels.

1/4/2008 1:24:13 AM

yeah, arguably.

certainly on the very short list.

1/4/2008 1:24:47 AM

Brett Michaels =


I would take my boy over him any day.

1/4/2008 1:26:14 AM

bands on my greatest list: gnr, jimi hendrix experience, cream, led zeppelin, chili peppers. I'm sure i'm forgetting somebody.

1/4/2008 1:27:55 AM

I love the Atreyu cover of "You Give Love a Bad Name"

So Bon Jovi wins.

1/4/2008 1:29:54 AM

ok so that's just one less slut that I have to compete with for Bret

1/4/2008 1:30:13 AM

Who had the better fake tans?

1/20/2008 12:20:07 AM

^^ He's all yours honey

1/20/2008 12:22:27 AM