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God
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she'd be rated E for Everyone.

12/29/2007 1:01:04 PM

XSMP
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lol
yours would be rated M for Mature

12/29/2007 1:02:02 PM

God
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Your momma's so fat

if she was in my group for Molten Core

it'd take two warlocks to summon her.

12/29/2007 1:04:34 PM

Scary Larry
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your momma's so fat 'cause she eats a lot

12/29/2007 1:05:54 PM

XSMP
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Y7 for yours, n00b
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_content_rating_system

[Edited on December 29, 2007 at 1:09 PM. Reason : .]

12/29/2007 1:07:56 PM

drunknloaded
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i wish there was an 1800's version of grand theft auto

12/29/2007 1:12:15 PM

XSMP
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oregon theft wagon

12/29/2007 1:12:57 PM

Troop
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clop, clop, clop, BANG, cloppity, cloppity, cloppity

12/29/2007 1:14:57 PM

umbrellaman
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Your mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

12/29/2007 1:16:20 PM

Troop
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when cut she bleeds gravy

12/29/2007 1:16:57 PM

XSMP
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she bleed molasses, and when she blow her nose gravy come out.

12/29/2007 1:23:42 PM

DamnStraight
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god - wow reference - lol.

12/29/2007 1:48:10 PM

Spontaneous
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she'd be a gamecube, taking it four ways

12/29/2007 2:01:37 PM

XSMP
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DDR - people walk all over her

Powerglove - Always gettin' fisted by little kids

12/29/2007 2:08:03 PM

J_Hova
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shes got more black men lined up outside her door than the midnight release of Madden

12/29/2007 2:09:37 PM

XSMP
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like best buy during teh 360 release - she takin groups at a time

12/29/2007 2:18:02 PM

drunknloaded
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more honkies been in her than ncaa football 2008?

12/29/2007 2:18:34 PM

Snewf
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she's been played by more young boys than Halo3

12/29/2007 4:04:38 PM

ShinAntonio
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yo momma so fat Jabba the Hut said DAYUUUUUMMMM

12/29/2007 4:07:55 PM

Snewf
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her ass has been wrecked more times than Burn Out 2: Point of Impact

12/29/2007 4:10:09 PM

simonn
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but really, why would you be in a group for molten core anyway?

12/29/2007 4:18:20 PM

jackleg
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in my life, ive discovered that young haitian american men have ragu for blood as well. its not just fat ladies.

12/29/2007 4:23:16 PM

Snewf
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damn you got all Dahmer on us

12/29/2007 4:36:16 PM

God
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If your mom was a network card she'd be in promiscuous mode.

12/29/2007 5:32:12 PM

AndyMac
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your momma's so fat, when she guest stared on that show "Medium" they had to change the name to "Extra Large"

12/29/2007 5:41:39 PM

God
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Your momma's so fat when she plays on my Wii the wrist strap makes her hand turn purple.

12/29/2007 5:44:01 PM

skokiaan
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Quote :
"shes got more black men lined up outside her door than the midnight release of Madden

"


winner

12/29/2007 5:44:55 PM

God
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Your momma's so fat that when she plays Guitar Hero she uses her star power accidentally every time she breathes.

12/29/2007 5:47:42 PM

ThePeter
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your mom's such a slut that when i showed up to get a piece of that last night, the fire marshal was there turning peeps away

(something like that from the roast of flava flave)

12/29/2007 5:53:10 PM

God
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Your mom's vag has been raided more times than BWL.

12/29/2007 5:54:39 PM

pfcvo
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Your momma's so fat, the only time she's seen 90210 was on the scale.

12/30/2007 3:57:17 AM

zxappeal
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Yo mama so fat...

Bitch was at the airport wearin' yellow spandex pants.

She bent over, they split...and two guys jumped in and said, "Downtown, please."

12/30/2007 4:01:19 AM

3 of 11
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She'd take up the whole screen.

12/30/2007 6:27:54 AM

JeffreyBSG
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she would be Previously Played

12/30/2007 11:41:27 AM

Snewf
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your mom's like a pinball machine

there's a little button underneath that gets you free play

12/30/2007 11:48:31 AM

God
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Your mom's like a pinball machine

my balls are bouncing around inside her.

12/30/2007 11:54:47 AM

ncsuftw1
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10/10

12/30/2007 12:11:40 PM

lmnop
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slots

12/30/2007 12:44:05 PM

Snewf
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your mom's like video poker

she's not fun and I go home broke

12/30/2007 12:56:59 PM

AndyMac
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Bwning your mom is like playing solitaire.

Everyone does it but nobody really has fun doing it.

[Edited on December 30, 2007 at 2:00 PM. Reason : ]

12/30/2007 1:59:42 PM

Snewf
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your mom's like ET for Atari

she sucks and nobody likes her

12/30/2007 4:36:38 PM

God
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Your mom's vag is like Black Mesa

it may have been a great place once, but after a few scientists got all up in there it's now just infested with crabs.

12/30/2007 4:43:24 PM

Duncan
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If your mom was a videogame she'd cost around $60.

Your mom's so fat she found the cake in Portal.

If your mom was a videogame she'd need an Expansion Pack.

12/30/2007 5:00:41 PM

Malsi
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I'd first person shoot her.

12/30/2007 5:20:48 PM

392
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she'd be duckhunt

OR MORE LIKE DICKHUNT

OR, OR FUCKHUNT

WAIT NO, FUCKCUNT



meh...

12/30/2007 6:04:03 PM

Duncan
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<< something about blowing into cartridges >>

12/30/2007 6:08:40 PM

davidkunttu
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i'd give her the konami code

12/30/2007 6:37:21 PM

God
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Your mom's like an arcade machine

as long as you keep giving her quarters you can have her all day

12/30/2007 7:59:29 PM

AndyMac
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Your mom gobbles so many balls they call her Ms. Pac-Man.

12/31/2007 1:53:04 AM

chickenhead

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egg em up

3/21/2008 6:40:27 PM

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