i need me a groin massage, i pulled a groin muscle and webmd.com says to get a professional message where it hurtsanyone know a good massage parlor with asian womendo they message the whole body, including the groin area?
12/28/2007 1:10:44 AM
first and "message"
12/28/2007 1:36:53 AM
12/28/2007 1:49:41 AM
your momma house[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 1:56 AM. Reason : s]
12/28/2007 1:56:34 AM
haha groin "message"
12/28/2007 3:18:17 AM
Monica was just giving Bill's groin a message.[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 3:23 AM. Reason : a]
12/28/2007 3:23:37 AM
don't talk with your mouth full[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 3:27 AM. Reason : &]
12/28/2007 3:24:39 AM
I'd like to suggest that BJs be referred to as groin messages.Yay - Nay
12/28/2007 3:27:11 AM
12/28/2007 3:30:37 AM
University Massage(919) 967-5765403 W Franklin St Chapel Hill
12/28/2007 4:12:58 AM
i'd let you give me a groin message begonias...
12/28/2007 4:13:38 AM
ew
12/28/2007 4:14:22 AM
haha, just thought i'd throw that out there
12/28/2007 4:14:55 AM
lol
12/28/2007 4:15:40 AM
thanks for answering my question, groin message for the day, "wash dem nuts"
12/28/2007 11:41:01 AM
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12/28/2007 11:46:23 AM
^that really sucks, i cant get a massage from a girl, now way im gonna get a massage from a dude
12/28/2007 6:47:22 PM
there used to be a lot of them in greensboro but i think they all got shut down or something. there are a decent amount within a few blocks of the university of arizona. i sat in the car while my friend paid 60 bucks for a blowjob. what a dumbass. why not just use the 60 bucks to take some girl out, then you get dinner and a blowjob and you feed someone less fortunate
12/28/2007 7:12:48 PM
whoa i never said anything about that, im seriosly having to get a massage for a pulled muscle
12/28/2007 7:23:07 PM
jesus would not do this.
12/28/2007 7:25:44 PM
http://www.remedyclinic.comthis place was recommended to me, but i never ended up going[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 7:27 PM. Reason : Ginna in particular]
12/28/2007 7:26:18 PM
i was thinking of going to campus clinic, they do rehab massages there, ^i mihgt check that outnot to mention i still havent recovered from running the 10k marathon[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 7:31 PM. Reason : .]^wait a minute, i though you cant get a massage from a girl?[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 7:32 PM. Reason : .]
12/28/2007 7:30:18 PM
why not?
12/28/2007 7:32:55 PM
appearantly its a crime against nature or somehting\message_topic.aspx?topic=505170
12/28/2007 7:36:31 PM
Jesus does not approve, Laftaaaa.Dont make me go find that picture.
12/28/2007 7:39:46 PM
please dont!!! and once again, despite the racy title, im just in need of a medical massagegosh
12/28/2007 7:43:31 PM
my general doctor or whatever is azn and down with the chinese medicine. i cant really take pain meds so ive had him work out some back and neck/trapezius stuff. he's really into sticking needles into you and all that crazy shit so he was happy to help. well i thought it was crazy and never really believed in the whole qi thing. but when you feel it go up your back and into your brain its hard to be cynical. then again i guess it could have been some kind of crazy reflex or me coming close to being paralyzed . but it definitely feels cool cause its like natural electricity from your body or something, and you can feel it doing the massaging for you and shooting into the knots and all that. still the coolest is when it goes right into your brain and makes you drool. ha ha
12/28/2007 7:45:28 PM
12/28/2007 7:46:52 PM
on the books its probably something like 'using massage as a form of erotic pleasure for money' or some crap and it was just shortened to something that seemed like a silly law. cause its obviously not illegal.
12/28/2007 7:56:49 PM
i need one of these right now
3/1/2008 4:56:11 PM