I just pulled a pair of jeans out of the washer and noticed my wallet was still in it's pocket


Oh shit.. I didn't even bother to check the other jeans for a lottery ticket I had... MAN I could be a millionaire right now...


SEE! I need that AZN chick to come over and wash my clothes!!!!11

12/27/2007 8:22:09 PM

i like it when i leave a dollar bill in my pocket accidentally

comes out all crispy

12/27/2007 8:24:33 PM

I LOVE finding money in old clothes!

12/27/2007 8:31:56 PM

I LOVE finding money.

12/27/2007 8:32:28 PM

I LOVE money.

12/27/2007 8:48:27 PM

I LOVE lamp

12/27/2007 8:49:18 PM

I've got the emptiest wallet in town. No cash, and I just took out like 10 credit cards so I only have my debit card and my card I get cash back on and a backup card in there.

12/27/2007 8:50:51 PM

^ I doubt it. I had to take EVERYthing out to let it all dry. Wallet is completely empty laying on the vent

12/27/2007 8:53:26 PM

I LOVE LAUNDERING MONEY!

12/27/2007 8:59:38 PM

I love DUCK

12/27/2007 9:31:26 PM

I have a Costanza wallet.

12/28/2007 12:03:30 AM

i had to pull my wallet out of my pocket yesterday when i sat in the car.


too many damn wolfcopy cards, unused giftcards, dollar bills.

12/28/2007 12:05:19 AM

when I switched over to this wallet I only kept the bare minimum. Drivers License, 2 credit cards, 1 debit card, Sams club card, METRO pass, and a few other store cards I use.

12/28/2007 12:44:05 AM

man i accidentally washed one of my sperrys the other day. dang thing was caught in my jeans.

12/28/2007 12:47:43 AM

lol...you didnt notice an entire shoe in your pants...or did you just throw a pile of clothes in the wash.

fuckin bummer, dude

[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 12:50 AM. Reason : d]

12/28/2007 12:50:11 AM

i went out and bought a wallet a few years ago that is amoney clip with 3 credit card slots

one for drivers license, one for debit, one for credit.

it's nice and all

but it tears a hole in my jeans pockets

12/28/2007 12:51:50 AM

i always wanted to get a money clip, but was unsure if it would be sufficient for holding my cash....i guess it's a wide spread practice, and most ballers have them, so i feel like they prolly work good.

12/28/2007 12:55:41 AM

he one in have isnt a real money clip in the purest form, there's still a flap with the card slots, but there's a swingy arm for the cash clip

it works

i was in a distinct effort to stop carrying receipts and 108130982-49583q4 cards around

12/28/2007 12:57:22 AM

Ive washed my wallet a few times, washed my keys a few times... Washed all kind of receipts and scraps of papers with phone #s... But I can honestly say I NEVER washed a shoe by accident.

12/28/2007 12:57:45 AM

Quote :

"I LOVE LAUNDERING MONEY! "

gg

12/28/2007 10:20:46 AM

hellz yea... Just put some brown show polish on it and gave it a good buffing.. Looks good as new!

1/2/2008 7:28:49 PM

I got a new wallet the other day...I threw away a bunch of the useless shit I had in my whole wallet, but it doesn't feel substantial enough...I consistenly have to reach back and touch my right cheek to make sure its there...I need to fill it up with useless cards to make it feel right again...reedem this card with an 8 gallon fill up at any orlando area exxon station to recieve your free save the tigers poster

1/2/2008 7:32:17 PM

^ right front pocket ftw

1/2/2008 7:34:09 PM

fuck that

keys and celly in the front

wallet in the back

thats not negotiable

1/2/2008 7:35:04 PM

wallet and phone in right front pocket.

Keys and change in front left pocket.

I used to think like you. Then I saw the light. My back stopped hurting and sitting was more comfortable since I made the switch AND I don't have to worry about some asshole lifting my wallet.

1/2/2008 7:36:56 PM

I haven't had any back pain and my ass has enough curvature where no one could reach their hand in that pocket without brushing up against some cheek meat.


But to each his own...agree to disagree

1/2/2008 7:40:22 PM

Quote :

"my ass has enough curvature where no one could reach their hand in that pocket without brushing up against some cheek meat."

Wat?

1/2/2008 7:42:23 PM

FUCK THAT!!111 I'M RIGHT!!! YOU'RE WRONG!!!!111 RAWR RAWR RAWR!!!!11



lol

1/2/2008 7:42:32 PM

keys and chapstick in right front. phone in left front

wallet in back right



wallet in drawer at work when sitting for long time.

1/2/2008 7:44:44 PM

^^^Basically my ass is obtuse enough where it would be impossible to reach a hand into my back pocket without coming into contact with my ass itself...there's no angle for an unobstructed approach...my ass isn't fat, just very enveloping

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 7:44 PM. Reason : x]

1/2/2008 7:44:46 PM

in other words... you gots a big ass, bro.

1/2/2008 7:54:13 PM

I guess...as big as someone 5 foot 8 and 160 could have

1/2/2008 7:55:49 PM

Quote :

"5 foot 8"

What's up shorty? lol

1/3/2008 4:00:15 PM

change in left front
lighter in right front
phone left rear unless sitting
wallet right rear

1/3/2008 4:02:54 PM

5 foot 8 is short, but tall for a short person


and phone in back left would get on my nerves after about 5 seconds

1/3/2008 4:04:46 PM

this discussion reminds me of that seinfeld when george carried around an over-loaded wallet

1/3/2008 4:26:59 PM

as long as I'm not sitting down


I don't like my phone in teh front

1/3/2008 4:27:36 PM

you can always hold a wad of cash under a blacklight and see which bills have laundry detergent residue on them

1/3/2008 4:27:45 PM

or sperm

1/3/2008 4:28:51 PM

haha

1/3/2008 4:30:50 PM

Quote :

"this discussion reminds me of that seinfeld when george carried around an over-loaded wallet "

Ive been waiting for that.


As a matter of fact.. That episode IS the reason I started wearing my wallet in my front pocket..

1/3/2008 4:32:28 PM

to keep to the true spirit of that episode, you would have ditched the wallet altogether and went with a European carryall

1/3/2008 4:33:35 PM

and then also acquired a man-fur to go along with it

1/3/2008 4:36:47 PM

^^ George had the fat wallet and Jerry had the carry all. Kramer stuck Jerry with the fur because of the crazy landlord.

1/3/2008 4:42:08 PM

Don't act like you're telling me things I don't know

I'll go toe to toe with anyone on this board in a Seinfeld knowledge contest

1/3/2008 4:44:56 PM

you're so on. where do I sign up?

1/3/2008 4:50:18 PM

Details pending...I'm sure there are a few others on here who could stake their claim as well.

1/3/2008 4:53:17 PM

hahaha
change, lighter, chapstick, carabiner in front right
fat stack, receipts, coupons, phone in front left
wallet in back right

3/8/2008 8:38:55 PM

nice bump/second post

3/8/2008 9:02:22 PM

Quote :

"Details pending...I'm sure there are a few others on here who could stake their claim as well."

I'm WAITING. You haven't been spending this time watching Seinfeld to brush up have you???

3/9/2008 10:16:54 AM