i put gold bond on the balls today for the first time. it's been the most refreshing day ever. and its hot as fuck out today. its like 80 degrees in Miami.

12/21/2007 1:49:17 PM

Essential.

12/21/2007 1:49:44 PM

been doing that for years. Good to get in the crotchal region too. Just don't do it right out of the shower...

[Edited on December 21, 2007 at 1:50 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2007 1:50:19 PM

whats your email address again?

scaleyballhands@hotmail.com?

12/21/2007 1:50:32 PM

I mix gold bond with cream and use it as a lube when I'm stroking my tallywhacker

[Edited on December 21, 2007 at 1:52 PM. Reason : c]

12/21/2007 1:52:47 PM

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?topic=489196

12/21/2007 1:54:50 PM

Quote :

"It's like a midget chewing wintergreen gum and then blowing on your nuts."

- quote from BobbyDigi "the snobbish son of a bitch".

12/21/2007 2:11:07 PM

oh. yeah. my email is. scalyballhands@hotmail.com

12/21/2007 2:11:43 PM

gold bond on the balls is like 10,000 angels blowing a gentle breeze on your sack...

12/21/2007 6:38:44 PM

that just sounds weird. i couldnt see myself asking anyone to blow on my nuts

12/21/2007 6:42:34 PM

Quote :

"This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently: scalyballhands@hotmail.com Technical details of permanent failure: PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 13): 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable ----- Original message -----"

12/21/2007 6:46:35 PM

straight from hotmail.com

Quote :

"scalyballhands@hotmail.com is not available"

RESEARCH YOUR SMTP STATES NOOOOOOOOOOOP(noob)

12/21/2007 6:53:32 PM

I liked the old amsterdam better

12/21/2007 7:00:58 PM

i need to try this. i think i like the idea of a nice minty breeze on my coinpurse

12/21/2007 7:09:31 PM

triple action

12/21/2007 7:10:00 PM

what are the 3 different actions that this guilded bond performs

12/21/2007 7:18:09 PM

Quote :

"Just don't do it right out of the shower..."

Thats the only time I ever put it on. Sure I dry off first, but its still a bit, ummm, moist down there when I put it on. Feels oh so good

12/21/2007 8:06:15 PM

you kids are strange

12/21/2007 8:07:22 PM

hahaha i had a friend tell me that and the funny thing is he learned it at jesus camp
they call it "bonding"

12/21/2007 8:07:45 PM

bullsh!t. scalyballhands@hotmail works just fine. i'm checking email now.

12/21/2007 9:08:03 PM

out of the shower FTfreakingL NO NO NO

12/21/2007 9:50:47 PM

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Quote :

"bullsh!t. scalyballhands@hotmail works just fine. i'm checking email now."

Shut up you fat fuck. Who is this, sparky? Some fag? Who?

12/21/2007 11:56:51 PM

You know who I am bro. We're best buds (no homo)

12/22/2007 1:50:28 AM

my friends used to do that freshman year in high school and i called them all faggots because of it and then i tried it and it reaffirmed my previous statement that they were indeed faggots. they also played lacrosse and eventually got the whole team to do it so they thought they were all really cool and had this special ritual because they all put gold bond on their bizalls

12/22/2007 2:51:31 AM

basically what im trying to say is lacrosse sucks and i was awesome for playing baseball

12/22/2007 2:52:01 AM

dude, i got it in my FUCKING ASS HOLE

help

1/24/2008 10:30:34 PM

get a hooker to lick it out

1/24/2008 10:31:39 PM

1/24/2008 10:33:02 PM

dude thats not cool, even if i were gonna pay a girl to get laid i wouldnt pay her to lick nasty stuff out of my anus

thats some serial killer type shit

1/24/2008 10:33:37 PM

Well who else is gonna do it?

Amsterdam?

1/24/2008 10:35:02 PM

StillFuchsia on the balls

1/24/2008 10:36:09 PM

still furshia is into that nasty shit

1/24/2008 10:36:23 PM

^^

^

no

1/24/2008 10:40:21 PM

we put so much on when we were in vegas over the summer that it looked like a cokehead spilled a whole 8ball on the hotel room floor every morning

1/24/2008 10:41:51 PM

I GOT IT UP MY ASS AGAIN

MY ARM IS SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY

I THINK IM HAVING A FEMALE ORGASM

^ps why gold bond in vegas? the desert IS gold bond.

1/31/2008 8:31:10 PM

it's like 100 midgets fondling your balls all day.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

1/31/2008 8:33:17 PM