1. if she has a slutty past... remember, you cant turn a hoe into a housewife. Bang it out and have fun, but dont get too serious.

2. if her friends dont like you, ignore them. you're the one banging her out. Get all touchy touchy with your girl when her friends are around. Chances are, you'll get a hate fuck out of one of her friends down the road.

3. If her parents dont like you, ignore them. see above.

4. Its ok to hate people, especially if they fucked you over. If your girl gets mad, just remind her about _______ who she hates, because trust me, she probably hates everyone.

5. Nice guys always finish last.

6. It's not cheating if you fulfill one of your fantasies, ie.. rockstar fantasy.

7. Its ok not to go to your neighbors party if its going to be lame. Because really, who gives a shit. You'll be moving out in a years time.

8. Mondays suck

9. If you suck at something, dont do it. Dont look like a fool.

10. our girlfriend's "flaw." Make subtle comments about her flaw, she'll try to change it. If she doesnt it, keep banging it out and dump her for someone more compatible.

11. Its ok to kiss ass from time to time in the workplace to climb that corporate ladder.

12. Death, fuck it.

12/20/2007 3:22:15 PM

ahh, you see

posting like you care

that's a rookie mistake

12/20/2007 3:22:51 PM

Quote :

"hoe"

12/20/2007 3:23:28 PM

This thread receives




ABSOLUTION'S OFFICIAL THREAD OF THE DAY AWARD

12/20/2007 3:24:15 PM

haha, this thread sucks

NC86 is just trying to post as if he's had sex with a girl before. We all know that just isnt' true.

12/20/2007 3:27:38 PM

remember that black girl i fucked on the bathroom floor. Doesnt she count ?... or does she not count as a person because she was black ?.

make up your mind terpball. make up your mind.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:30 PM. Reason : x]

12/20/2007 3:30:40 PM

i approve of this list.

12/20/2007 3:32:28 PM

you're so pathetic

12/20/2007 3:33:04 PM

words

12/20/2007 3:33:38 PM

Quote :

"This thread receives ABSOLUTION'S AND PWRSTRKDF250'S OFFICIAL THREAD OF THE DAY AWARD"

12/20/2007 3:34:20 PM

Quote :

"5. Nice guys always finish last."

yep because ultimately they are ones that find a good woman and get married and guys who are assholes only find themselves lonely, or in a bad relationship that will end soon enough.

12/20/2007 3:37:01 PM

you can be "nice"


and not a be a pussy "yes maam", simp ass punk bitch too

there's a line between being walked over and being a decent guy or being a dick

learn to know when and where to be a dick and when and where to be a good dude

12/20/2007 3:39:04 PM

i have that expertise, but only a nice guy can do it

12/20/2007 3:39:42 PM

whoa buddy, too much sand in that vagina ? let me blow it off. ^


terp...... hugs ?


^^ exactly. If you're overly nice, shit just doesnt work. Girls like an asshole from time to time.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:41 PM. Reason : x]

12/20/2007 3:40:11 PM

Quote :

" yep because ultimately they are ones that find a good woman to get married and watch their wife turn into a 200 lb soccer mom as they watch their dreams go down the tube as their day is filled with driving the kids around, work, and getting your jollies by watching Girls Gone Wild."

12/20/2007 3:46:11 PM

out of all the nice guys and assholes you know, which group is the most successful in anything in general?

12/20/2007 3:48:57 PM

Quote :

"This thread receives ABSOLUTION'S OFFICIAL THREAD OF THE DAY AWARD"

12/20/2007 3:56:21 PM

Hugh Hefner, Dr. Dre, Tom Cruise, Bill Clinton ^^

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 4:07 PM. Reason : aa]

12/20/2007 4:07:10 PM

Mr. Hefner is actually really nice.

12/20/2007 4:08:30 PM

nice guys win! like i said!

12/20/2007 4:08:58 PM

1 thing no one needs to consider

1. This thread.

12/20/2007 5:01:31 PM

this guy is posting like kontalontikuskksunsk

which makes him a total twat

12/20/2007 5:14:17 PM

i have a few tips for men to consider:

1. listen to me when i talk
2. take me on dates
3. don't fart in bed (or in front of me at all, but especially not in the same space as me. gross)
4. flush the toilet/don't pee on the seat/don't leave it up
5. snoring is so gross
6. shave your junk...if you don't like it on me i don't like it on you
7. if i'm out with your friends and sans any girlfriends of my own, just humor me and at least walk me in the general direction of the bathroom. no, i cannot pee alone just get over it
8. surprises
9. if i'm right, i'm right...which is always because i am never ever wrong
10. me
11. me
12. me

12/20/2007 7:52:48 PM

no offense but you sound stuck up

i dont think we could ever be friends

12/20/2007 7:54:41 PM

CAT FIGHT

12/20/2007 7:55:23 PM

^3 *Sigh*
you're not helping...



[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 7:55 PM. Reason : .]

VV agree.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 7:56 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 7:55:27 PM

yes, extremely stuck up. a lot of stuck up girls prob post on the wolf web

12/20/2007 7:55:46 PM

^^^^^ you sound like a power tripping, needy, bitch

if my fiance demanded some of that crazy shit like that out of me, I would leave her in a heartbeat

12/20/2007 7:56:07 PM

hahaha i know. which is why i was joking. except about the shaving part...can't really budge on personal hygiene

12/20/2007 7:57:55 PM

haha, shaving your ballsack isn't hygienic

12/20/2007 7:58:36 PM

lolz here it comes!!!!

12/20/2007 7:59:09 PM

^^it is imo

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 7:59 PM. Reason : lol keep that shit right nia]

12/20/2007 7:59:22 PM

ewww yes it is. and you don't have to shave your balls if you don't want to.

12/20/2007 7:59:33 PM

Quote :

"Nice guys always finish last."

It's true, but I'm too set in my ways to change myself now. It's not so bad finishing last anyway, because it means you can take your time instead of having to rush and struggle.

12/20/2007 8:00:01 PM

Quote :

"5. snoring is so gross"

ha

hahahaha




i dont even know where to start with this one

12/20/2007 8:00:24 PM

well coming up with 12 things was hard!!!!

12/20/2007 8:01:49 PM

12/20/2007 8:02:14 PM

and i don't agree w/ the nice guys finish last thing. maybe to a point but i think that goes away w/age.

12/20/2007 8:04:51 PM

girls that are under 30, dont like nice guys. this also includes girls with kids.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 8:12 PM. Reason : x]

12/20/2007 8:11:51 PM

sometimes bitches just want to feel special

12/20/2007 8:13:26 PM

so, that's when you bust one on her face...

12/20/2007 8:14:13 PM

12/20/2007 8:14:33 PM

you gotta aim for the eye

12/20/2007 8:15:29 PM

anything but her hair...they hate getting it in their hair

12/20/2007 8:15:54 PM

i like nice guys. i am under 30.

12/20/2007 8:17:15 PM

bwn?

12/20/2007 8:18:09 PM

nvm

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 8:18 PM. Reason : gee thanks fykal lol]

12/20/2007 8:18:10 PM

yes, its true. no one cares about me. thanks for reminding me

12/20/2007 8:20:22 PM

wait--was that a 'yes'? i'm confused...

12/20/2007 8:21:33 PM

fykal let me show you how egame is done


^^yo i'm gonna beat to your pictures in your gallery...you want to bwn?

12/20/2007 8:22:12 PM