Let's hear themSo my buddy get's picked up by a couple young whores at Harrison's the other night, they then lead him to pure gold, then back to their place, where he goes back to his car with one girl and starts getting a bj. They then go back inside and fuck on the couch. Anyways, so right when he slides his cock in her cunt, she says, I swear to god"She's a tight bitch, isn't she"JESUS, what the fuck is wrong with whores
12/20/2007 12:51:42 PM
referring to girls as sluts and whores is degrading
12/20/2007 12:52:16 PM
Classy broad
12/20/2007 12:53:14 PM
what are you doin, watching them? wtf
12/20/2007 12:53:43 PM
ok, so...the one chick said that about her pussyor did one chick say that about the other chick?
12/20/2007 12:54:02 PM
broads like to be called dames
12/20/2007 12:55:07 PM
12/20/2007 12:55:17 PM
Answer: No
12/20/2007 12:55:28 PM
The Peter: My friend related this story to menastoute: The girl said that about her own cunt, but if her slut friend said that about her that would be so much more cash, hahahlmnop: yea i know, jesus chivalry is dead because skullery maidens aint worth a damnPackman: Yea i thought it deserved its own thread[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:56 PM. Reason : .]
12/20/2007 12:55:58 PM
oh, well, that's kind of hot...i mean, when he gets to fuck a chick the first day he meets her you have to go pretty far to be any more shockingtaking about how tight her pussy is doesn't even register[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:57 PM. Reason : .]
12/20/2007 12:56:31 PM
nastoute I'm guessing you have some shit to add to this threadI love a dirty talking bitch, but I usually like it out of a girlfriend moreSince i'm such a fan of unprotected sex, it freaks me out when a chick acts particularly whorish if i'm fucking her the night I met her, it takes me out of my serene bubble of thinking stds dont existI mean, if she's whoring it up with me, she's on her grind 24/7damn scullery maid whores
12/20/2007 1:00:51 PM
12/20/2007 1:03:25 PM
i know I know but like I said, i like to lie to myself because I live in a magic world where STDs dont exist and neither do condoms
12/20/2007 1:04:43 PM
that's kinda hot, the book of Matthew thing.
12/20/2007 1:05:04 PM
^^you need to take a basic course in "not acting stupid"
12/20/2007 1:05:38 PM
"Ask, and it shall be given you; UNF!seek; and you shall find; OH!knock and it shall be opened unto you. OH OH !For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; UH!and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. [Matthew 7:7-8].FUCK ME!Yes that is hot
12/20/2007 1:07:02 PM
i know i'm an unintentional geniusbut that's not the point here
12/20/2007 1:07:56 PM
I wish I had the patience to bag a religious broad, not like the closet cocaine catholic, but like a true blue believe in God good girli'd get jungle on her ass
12/20/2007 1:09:20 PM
Here's a quote from a 30 yr old mother of one I babe ruthed a few months ago
12/20/2007 1:14:39 PM
12/20/2007 1:14:47 PM
^
12/20/2007 1:15:13 PM
I got this one a few months ago..I'm all for dirty talk, but after getting to know this girl better I think she was prlly serious... "if you come in me I swear to god ill slit your fucking throat"
12/20/2007 1:44:43 PM
wow, just wowthat reminds me of what I consider the king of set up cheezy porn (other than bangbus, yea i'm sure its real )creampie surprise, google that shit pilgrim, i'm sure you'll be a fan
12/20/2007 1:48:05 PM
wehn i get home from workoh wait is that the one where the girl is all "dont blow it in me, dont do it... then he does it anyways and she's all flippin out trying to dig it out with her fingernails? and then he's like well, here's $500? filmed at virginia tech? seems like someone on here knew her from hs or some story.[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 1:51 PM. Reason : e]
12/20/2007 1:49:42 PM
my favorite quote that i had this chick say to me once was " Yea my pussy is like a 16 year old virgins"
12/20/2007 1:50:13 PM
That was sexy back in the dayNow the challenge is finding a 16 year old virginNot to say it wouldn't be a fun challenge
12/20/2007 1:52:23 PM
I had a girl tell me "fuck me like a power forward!"I'm not sure what it meant but I'm like 5' 9" so I figured I was more of a point guard
12/20/2007 2:00:36 PM
12/20/2007 2:13:39 PM
fuck me like a power forward?wat?
12/20/2007 2:23:43 PM
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12/20/2007 2:25:08 PM
^^haha that video sounds hilarious[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]
12/20/2007 2:25:17 PM
creampie surprise is the truthwho doesnt like to giggle after they come?
12/20/2007 2:27:25 PM
lol ^
12/20/2007 2:31:51 PM
I just tried to google it... and it doesn't come up? I mean she's a hot girl right?
12/20/2007 2:33:48 PM
there's a whole website dedicated to those types of videos...or atleast there used to be.
12/20/2007 2:34:44 PM
it's just one of a billion plot devices to degrade women for our masturbating pleasure
12/20/2007 2:37:06 PM
God Bless America
12/20/2007 2:37:46 PM
yup...its almost as good as the ones where the guy delivers a pizza to a hot chick, except the pizza has a hole in it and his penis is sticking through. they then proceed to fuck.
12/20/2007 2:38:52 PM
12/20/2007 2:43:04 PM
This guy wasn't a slut but once he got on top he was a loose canon (not literally).One of his favorite sayings would almost crack me up so I have a built-in immunity to laughing at it, but it hit me hard at first:"I'm gonna plow you now! I'm gonna plow you now! I'm really plowing you!"College boys. Go figure.
12/20/2007 2:46:07 PM
i wonder if the computer guys here at work catch it when i download the images you people put into these threads, and can pick up on the motherfucker.in/bsp/michelle/big_sausage_pizza_michelle_04.jpgtags
12/20/2007 2:46:45 PM
wow, i'd titfuck that chick to salvation
12/20/2007 2:47:06 PM
^^^nightmares[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]
12/20/2007 2:47:07 PM
I don't know why you guys are so intent on calling a chick a whore for wanting to screw. It not like any of you would turn down the opportunity to have sex. Not only does it make you a whore to engage in sexual intercourse with a girl wanting to have sex as well, but it makes you a damned hypocrite as well. I hear from so many guys saying that they would be whore if they were a chick and screw so many guys... If a girl wants to have sex, let her have sex without judging her. I mean its just human nature to want to have sex. I on the other hand hear this bullshit from guys way too much. In fact, I am so self conscious about having sex that when the thought comes to mind, I feel like a whore! And thats the bullshit you boys feed into a girl's head. Damn from loose pussy to stinky pussy to nasty pussy, its a wonder I even wanna be close to another guy without thinking something is wrong with me I bathe, I shave and do anything to make sure I don't fall into those categories. God, please condemn me to hell for wanting a decent sexual life!
12/20/2007 2:52:38 PM
12/20/2007 2:53:41 PM
good luck getting laid then!I mean I think its typical that when two people want to have sex that either its a one nighter and of course you both consent to it or if you're tryin to make something more serious you step back and wait and see where things go. [Edited on December 20, 2007 at 2:56 PM. Reason : sdfg]
12/20/2007 2:54:31 PM
whore
12/20/2007 2:55:09 PM
gg squirt
12/20/2007 2:55:21 PM