You pee with the toilet seat down and get some piss on the seat then put the seat up instead of cleaning to hide the evidence.



yeah i just did

12/20/2007 10:45:00 AM

that is fucking disgusting

12/20/2007 10:45:29 AM

sometimes I pee on the mirrors

12/20/2007 10:45:29 AM

yeah that's pretty fuckin gross.

12/20/2007 10:46:18 AM

no . . . no I don't . . . but I regularly piss off my back deck, and I'm not really that secluded.

12/20/2007 10:46:54 AM

Ive never been that lazy in my life


but im still young

12/20/2007 10:46:57 AM

piss on the flush handle, then everyone can enjoy your pee

12/20/2007 10:47:20 AM

12/20/2007 10:47:34 AM

yea that's pretty gross. i always pee with the seat up... i mean, im gonna sit down on it eventually to drop a #2, so why ruin it for me later?

12/20/2007 10:48:37 AM

wtf

12/20/2007 10:48:57 AM

hahaha it was lazy


but to defend myself it wasn't much piss, just a couple drops right on the edge. i mean come onnnn, come onnnn

12/20/2007 11:03:18 AM

how about going to sit on the toilet to take a shit and the toilet seat is up

12/20/2007 11:03:45 AM

fuck it, i just piss directly on the wall or floor

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 11:04 AM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 11:04:16 AM

Quote :

"that is fucking disgusting"

agreed



I mean, wtf?

are you 6 years old?

if you did that at my house, I would kick your fucking ass and piss in your eyes



if you did that in a public bathroom, you should be arrested



are you bragging that you're a nasty, disrespectful piece of shit?

who the fuck are you?

you parents seriously fucked up raising you

that's right, I went there

your fucking parents

and you

fucking suck

you fail at life


please die

seriously

please die, now

12/20/2007 11:07:57 AM

when i go to parties, i sprinkle water all over the seat so it looks like someone pissed all over it.

12/20/2007 11:08:52 AM

Quote :

"I mean, wtf? are you 6 years old? if you did that at my house, I would kick your fucking ass and piss in your eyes if you did that in a public bathroom, you should be arrested are you bragging that you're a nasty, disrespectful piece of shit? who the fuck are you? you parents seriously fucked up raising you that's right, I went there your fucking parents and you fucking suck you fail at life please die seriously please die, now"

12/20/2007 11:09:02 AM

I've clogged the toilet and been too lazy to plunge it

Then whenever I have to piss, I either go in the sink or the upper deck of the toilet

One time my toilet was clogged for a weekend and so I shit in empty 12 pack containers for a couple days

12/20/2007 11:13:00 AM

^ THAT IS SO FUCKING NASTY YOU NASTY PRICK

12/20/2007 11:13:59 AM

LOLOLOL this thread has accomplished exactly what i set out for it.



but in all honesty, my personal bathroom is so clean you could eat dinner off the toilet seat.

12/20/2007 11:17:34 AM

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK

12/20/2007 11:22:15 AM

Quote :

"I've clogged the toilet and been too lazy to plunge it Then whenever I have to piss, I either go in the sink or the upper deck of the toilet One time my toilet was clogged for a weekend and so I shit in empty 12 pack containers for a couple days"

You are one fucked up individual.


Never shit where you eat.

12/20/2007 11:25:56 AM

12/20/2007 11:27:09 AM

this thread made me laugh.

so thanks!

12/20/2007 11:29:06 AM

10/10 thread

but you seriously have to unclog some shit within 24hrs

there is no stink like a woman's stink

12/20/2007 11:46:26 AM

dude you need a dribble gap seat

12/20/2007 11:48:38 AM

I fucking hate those horseshoe seats

90 percent of the time there is a pube in that gap whenever I go in there

12/20/2007 11:49:42 AM

hahahah yeah i know!

12/20/2007 11:50:41 AM

^^

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ^]

12/20/2007 11:50:54 AM

I've gone to a houseparty before and peed in their ice cube tray and put it back in the freezer

12/20/2007 11:58:09 AM

i save all my pee in mason jars

12/20/2007 12:03:05 PM

I got really drunk a couple of weeks ago and sleep pissed in the corner of my room.

12/20/2007 12:20:27 PM

omg ur so kul

12/20/2007 12:46:05 PM

I keep accidentally missing the toilet and pissing on the tile for just a second

I feel bad about it

12/20/2007 1:16:28 PM

who the hell does this? i mean what man thats not a fag pees with the toilet seat down

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 1:17 PM. Reason : if you got the toilet seat down you better be taking a shit]

12/20/2007 1:17:35 PM

the tile will be fine, it is very resistant to pee

12/20/2007 1:17:39 PM

Quote :

"dude you need a dribble gap seat "

IT WAS A DRIBBLE GAP SEAT




and the pube between the gap...so true, it never fails.

12/20/2007 4:22:17 PM

Quote :

"who the hell does this? i mean what man thats not a fag pees with the toilet seat down"

seemingly everyone that ever goes in any public restroom, without fail.

Thats why I make sure to blast a massive shit before I go to Carter-Finley/RBC/any sporting arena ever.

Because you know the seat will be pissed all over, and you cant drop a deuce.

12/20/2007 6:01:28 PM

i'm way too OCD about toilets... even my own personal toilet...

before i sit to take a shit

i wipe down all surfaces of the toilet at least twice with toilet paper

including under the rim in the front

like i seriously will not sit on a toilet unless i do this

12/20/2007 6:55:44 PM

This is why I always always always squat at houseparties

12/20/2007 6:56:48 PM

This is why I always always always squat at houseparties

12/20/2007 6:57:15 PM

this is why i only take shits on campus

12/20/2007 6:57:47 PM

that why i never EVER sit down on toilets that arent my own

12/20/2007 7:14:50 PM

12/20/2007 9:10:20 PM