His Dad's New Ferrari.

















Miraculously the kid and his buddy are not dead....although the kid may wish he was. Brand new 200,000 dollar car with like 100 miles. He was tearing through a neighborhood at 90mph and hit a tree and the a brick wall.

12/20/2007 1:24:26 AM

I was half expecting to see gross pictures trying to look for tounges, livers, or a heart and whatnot.

12/20/2007 1:26:02 AM

1. pictures are kind of fucked up
2. what a fucking dumb kid

12/20/2007 1:26:06 AM

this won't be as good as the thread that had a girl's brains splattered all over the place

12/20/2007 1:26:20 AM

the wrecks those things get in are always ill

12/20/2007 1:26:30 AM

with that little mileage he was gonna get caught regardless

12/20/2007 1:27:32 AM

there are no bloody pics, the kids walked away....but went to the ER. daddy gonna kill someone

12/20/2007 1:29:27 AM

btw...its not brand new, its a 2005.

Buddy read the VIN number off it...get ur shit straight.

12/20/2007 1:33:00 AM

whatever

12/20/2007 1:42:46 AM

^^it's still a fucking ferrari

12/20/2007 1:46:08 AM

Quote :

"What Happens When A 16 Year Old Steals............His Dad's New Ferrari."

he gets fucked up pictures of it.

12/20/2007 1:46:44 AM

12/20/2007 1:50:21 AM

^ OOOOOOOOOOH YYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

12/20/2007 2:03:17 AM

insurance?

12/20/2007 2:09:42 AM

so when are those pictures gonna be posted

12/20/2007 2:11:15 AM

Quote :

"this won't be as good as the thread that had a girl's brains splattered all over the place"

which?

12/20/2007 4:56:20 AM

whoaaaaaa is that a cary truck i see there?

was this last night? sooooo gonna have to ask my C shift peeps about that.

12/20/2007 5:10:58 AM

yes it was last night, the pics are from the fairview fire website. this was out of Cary's jurisdiction although their EMS may have responded. I was there though.

12/20/2007 6:31:18 AM

yeah i was about to ask why the hell we were responding to a call in you guys's district... didn't think we'd get called for mutual aid out there... haha

wish i would have worked last night :\

12/20/2007 7:08:41 AM

on second thought maybe garner was borrowing one of our trucks

12/20/2007 7:09:57 AM

so what are the injuries? i'm glad the kid lived but i hope he broke both legs, lost an eye, and is mildly retarded. fucking spoiled rich kids.

12/20/2007 7:45:18 AM

kid's gonna be dispwned

12/20/2007 7:57:32 AM

http://www.fairviewfd.com/index.php?set_albumName=fire-car-071219-2021&option=com_gallery&Itemid=42&include=view_album.php

12/20/2007 8:02:23 AM

I thought the answer to the question was going to be -

HE GETS MAD PUSSY FROM THE ALL THE SENIOR GIRLS?


At least, that's what happened when I stole my dads car at 16.

12/20/2007 8:02:36 AM

12/20/2007 8:05:00 AM

my dad drove a Mercedes E430 when I was 16, wasn't really a pussy wetter.



wait, i guess he had the porsche by then...maybe

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 8:15 AM. Reason : add]

12/20/2007 8:15:22 AM

EPIC LEGENDARY fail.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 8:23 AM. Reason : s]

12/20/2007 8:21:46 AM

Did the dad come up there?

12/20/2007 8:32:22 AM

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD

12/20/2007 8:38:42 AM

doubt it. he is probably vacationing in Monocco

12/20/2007 8:39:22 AM

As a quasi-libertarian in a capatalist society I know these feelings are supposed to be wrong, but I love it when rich people fuck up.

12/20/2007 9:26:15 AM

RAISE THE DRUNK DRIVING AGE!!

12/20/2007 9:28:24 AM

Thank god we are all safer because of the drinking age being 21.

12/20/2007 10:20:27 AM

Quote :

" HE GETS MAD PUSSY FROM THE ALL THE SENIOR GIRLS? At least, that's what happened when I stole my dads car at 16."

Girls don't really car that much about cars. It must have been your wit and charm.

12/20/2007 10:20:31 AM

Evidenced by the fact that my pops ride was a Taurus.

12/20/2007 10:53:40 AM

is that an F430?

12/20/2007 11:23:14 AM

it was

12/20/2007 11:25:13 AM

I was EMS on this call last night. Those kids are lucky.

12/20/2007 12:01:00 PM

Where's your brain?

12/20/2007 12:02:26 PM

Evan, you might find this funny. The trauma doc, during assessment asks "Do Ferrari's have airbags?"

12/20/2007 12:04:04 PM

Ferrari's come with silicone funbags

12/20/2007 12:33:41 PM

i'm pretty sure that with a ferrari you can get a nice pair of natural funbags

12/20/2007 12:34:38 PM