definitely have to go with the cheap plastic 12v air compressor from JCPenny 2 years ago.

12/18/2007 5:34:23 PM

luggage

12/18/2007 5:35:10 PM

bad sex

12/18/2007 5:35:15 PM

i've never had christmas sex- i'm always with the family, and i've never brought a girl home for christmas

12/18/2007 5:36:33 PM

nc state comforter 2 years ago

12/18/2007 5:36:37 PM

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"luggage"

that would be really sucky, specially if you don't travel.

you could probably sell it and get money for it tho, luggage is expensive.

12/18/2007 5:36:44 PM

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"bad sex"

i'll make it up this year, i promise

12/18/2007 5:38:00 PM

well i've actually used it a lot but it still sucked. and to worsen the blow i think it was the year my brother got a ps2 or something similar. it made me feel like the unloved child.

12/18/2007 5:38:36 PM

Fecal Japan is bad at the sex

12/18/2007 5:38:45 PM

that night with you doesn't count, i was really drunk

12/18/2007 5:39:37 PM

Oh man, growing up, I was really fat, and my cousin was really skinny. Plus, I'm almost a foot taller than her. My grandmother would get us the same outfit in the same size....

Every Christmas for like three years.

12/18/2007 5:40:26 PM

cant say cuz someone might read about it!

12/18/2007 5:42:55 PM

The sequined Mickey Mouse Purse set my aunt got me a year or two ago. When I told miska I wasn't putting a purse on my wishlist this year, and that I'd just buy one myself, she commented about that purse.

It was WRETCHED. My aunt thought that since SHE liked Disneyworld that year, everyone would rave about getting disney gifts they couldn't use.

12/18/2007 5:43:01 PM

ingrate

12/18/2007 5:44:00 PM

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"cant say cuz someone might read about it!"

well you just made everyone that ever bought you a present hate you.

12/18/2007 5:44:21 PM

i've never gotten any bad "major" presents, but i'm not really into getting those stupid bath gift sets that aren't even from bath and body works or whatever. el cheapo.

12/18/2007 5:44:56 PM

i used to not likes socks


but now i love socks as a gift.

and belts, belts make good gifts.

12/18/2007 5:45:43 PM

I just got some really good socks!

They might be even better than my medipeds.

12/18/2007 5:46:53 PM

I get pajamas every year. I've started to look forward to it.

12/18/2007 5:47:26 PM

socks


I don't even wear socks that often. I've got enough socks for the next 2 fucking decades.

12/18/2007 5:48:02 PM

new socks are fucking awesome

12/18/2007 5:48:45 PM

wool shirts that were expensive but I had never ever worn wool(Farmer Johns type) long sleeve shirts before. They are actually nice, I still have them, and never have worn them..still hanging in the closet. It is the thought that counts.....ones red and one is blue

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 5:50 PM. Reason : this wasnt a relative, my grandfather's girlfriend]

12/18/2007 5:49:13 PM

I've still got socks in packages. Shit the pairs I have for the gym and dress socks might as well be new. I generally don't wear socks beyond those two times.

12/18/2007 5:50:57 PM

I had a gf whose parents would buy me cotton sweaters, expensive ones for what they are. She would buy them, based on the assumption that her husband doesn't like wool sweaters. I hate cotton sweaters. Wool FTW

12/18/2007 5:52:51 PM

hamburger...EARMUFFS

12/18/2007 5:53:16 PM

some kinda construction worker electric toothbrush from the dollar store....

12/18/2007 7:05:54 PM

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12/18/2007 7:06:31 PM

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"some kinda construction worker electric toothbrush from the dollar store...."

12/18/2007 7:09:28 PM

exactly

12/18/2007 7:10:13 PM

A few years ago I asked for Majora's Mask for the N64. Instead I got some PlayStation game. I don't even own a PlayStation.

12/18/2007 7:10:49 PM

When I was 11, I asked for a puppy. There was a box under the tree that had holes in it, and I heard puppy whelping noises, and I was SO excited. I ran right for it, opened it up, and there was a little puppy stuffed animal, and my dad was playing a tape he'd recorded of my cousin's puppies to trick me. I don't think I've ever been so heartbroken in my life.

12/18/2007 7:16:13 PM

seriously wtf is that shit, i woulduv gotten so mad.


that's one of the only times when kicking your dad in the balls would be fully justified.

12/18/2007 7:17:34 PM

that is some fucked up shit?

Your dad went through the trouble of recording your cousins dog just to disappoint you? What else did he do to you when you were young?

12/18/2007 7:24:39 PM

dont answer that

12/18/2007 7:25:01 PM

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"i've never had christmas sex"

12/18/2007 10:23:15 PM

5x^ That is pretty bad, but when I started reading the post I envisioned a dead/dying/maimed animal in the box. The fact that the desired outcome was to trick you into thinking it was a real dog makes it particularly disturbing.

12/18/2007 10:35:06 PM

One year my mom intentionally mislabelled all of the presents for my brother, sister, and myself (from santa). She was trying to get us to learn to share but we ended up fighting over whos presents were whos all day, and I dont think my mom really knew either. I was like 8 or 9

12/18/2007 10:39:34 PM

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"When I was 11, I asked for a puppy. There was a box under the tree that had holes in it, and I heard puppy whelping noises, and I was SO excited. I ran right for it, opened it up, and there was a little puppy stuffed animal, and my dad was playing a tape he'd recorded of my cousin's puppies to trick me. I don't think I've ever been so heartbroken in my life."

damn

12/18/2007 10:44:51 PM

^^^ That can easily be fixed.

12/18/2007 10:44:53 PM

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"When I was 11, I asked for a puppy. There was a box under the tree that had holes in it, and I heard puppy whelping noises, and I was SO excited. I ran right for it, opened it up, and there was a little puppy stuffed animal, and my dad was playing a tape he'd recorded of my cousin's puppies to trick me. I don't think I've ever been so heartbroken in my life."

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

12/18/2007 10:45:38 PM

^^ I think you mean 4x^

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 10:47 PM. Reason : jhg]

12/18/2007 10:46:56 PM

I once got work gloves one would use on a farm......I never had a use for those.

The ugliest pair of green pants I'd ever seen in my life, to make it worse my stepmother forced me to wear them to school. Mortifying.

12/18/2007 11:11:22 PM

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""When I was 11, I asked for a puppy. There was a box under the tree that had holes in it, and I heard puppy whelping noises, and I was SO excited. I ran right for it, opened it up, and there was a little puppy stuffed animal, and my dad was playing a tape he'd recorded of my cousin's puppies to trick me. I don't think I've ever been so heartbroken in my life.""

that is so awfully brilliant

12/18/2007 11:19:23 PM

your dad is awesome

12/18/2007 11:34:28 PM