I love this shit.

Basically, this is an allusion to when Babe Ruth allegedly pointed before he hit a homerun.

Babe Ruthing a hookup can only be done under the following conditions

1) The two parties involved in the hookup are not nor have ever been an item, dating, or gone steady in any way, shape, or form.

2) The two parties involved have not had sex and/or hooked up with each other in at least one week.

3) The two parties can not plan having sex and/or hooking up ahead of the actual hookup (i.e. a fuckbuddy flying into town over the holidays etc, so you two call and plan on meeting up for drinks (like we don't know where that is headed)).


In conclusion, I love Babe Ruthing a hook up. I totally know i'm going to fuck this chick tuesday or wednesday night because I have her in a fit over me like that.

And to preface many of the people who will post in this thread, Eat a dick, haters.

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 2:26 AM. Reason : eat a dick haters]

12/18/2007 2:24:59 AM

Absolution

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 2:26 AM. Reason : your priest does not approve of this thread]

12/18/2007 2:26:05 AM

^quality edit

and you are correct, my name does not refer to the Muse album as many people think. Muse is cool, but my name refers to the process of absolution.

12/18/2007 2:32:12 AM

where did you find this term anyway...these things are always amusing

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 2:34 AM. Reason : babe ruthing]

12/18/2007 2:34:16 AM

My asshole friends who are basically jackals to the female gender and I came up with this term a while ago. Few things are as satisfying as knowing you can get a girl you have no relationship with to fuck you when you want. The icing is calling it ahead of time.

12/18/2007 2:38:50 AM

Why does this topic make me for the male gender?

12/18/2007 2:52:36 AM

don't look at the urban dictionary entries then

12/18/2007 2:53:56 AM

hoookup

but i do like the term

12/18/2007 2:56:47 AM

I think rule #2 should be "ever," not "at least a week."

Like, you get it on with some woman/girl a few times. Call her a couple weeks later to hang out...you kinda already know what's going to happen. There's nothing out of the ordinary about being able to predict the sex in that situation.

And Babe Ruthing seems a little risky. The ladies can often tell when you're counting on it, and sometimes that warrants a last minute cancellation of plans--a Dave Chappelle, if you will.

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 3:55 AM. Reason : Just saying...]

12/18/2007 3:54:42 AM

I liked this better when it was a one night stand. Not some gay sophmore fratboy shit.

12/18/2007 10:45:19 AM

if you read the description, you would see its not a one night stand, but thanks for playing, dumbass

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 11:05 AM. Reason : comma for the nazi]

12/18/2007 10:47:01 AM

you never said what it was

12/18/2007 10:49:49 AM

12/18/2007 10:59:12 AM

thanks for playing dumbass

12/18/2007 11:04:04 AM

I'M TOTALLY GONNA BABE RUTH THIS CHICK, MAN

12/18/2007 11:07:57 AM

why dont you babe ruth one of your buddies at legends?

12/18/2007 11:12:46 AM

I guess ya'll love this shit as much as I do.

Here's to either tonight or tomorrow night!

12/18/2007 11:27:28 AM

12/19/2007 11:42:28 PM

so you're saying you got far enough to make it look like a victory to outside observers, but really you hardly made a dent in it?

sounds like 2nd base to me

either way, this shit is so fucking gay

12/20/2007 12:22:27 AM

so you're a fat alcoholic?

12/20/2007 3:04:31 AM

^?

12/20/2007 12:05:30 PM

nah I'm not fat or an alcoholic, though I used to be a little bit of each


Are ya'll hating?

12/20/2007 12:09:10 PM