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" ROXBURY, Conn. (AP) ? A school custodian's impromptu after-hours karaoke performance prompted a police response when a teacher thought she was being threatened over the loudspeaker. State police say a teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N' Roses song over the public address system for a threat. She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die. Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system. Police say one of them sang "Welcome to the Jungle" into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics "You're in the jungle baby; you're gonna die." The teenagers were cuffed on the ground for about 15 minutes while police investigated. They were released after being questioned and state police Sgt. Brian Ness said they did not realize the teacher was in the school and will not face charges. "These things happen," Van Ness said. "Luckily it was humorous. You kind of have a gut feeling. As soon as we got there, we spoke to the three kids. They understood.""

12/13/2007 11:51:40 AM

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

12/13/2007 11:52:53 AM

hahaha

12/13/2007 11:52:58 AM

hahhahhahahah

[Edited on December 13, 2007 at 11:53 AM. Reason : that probably would be scary if you didn't know the song though]

12/13/2007 11:53:04 AM

dumb bitch.

12/13/2007 11:53:06 AM

haha what a pussy

she was probably shaking and crying too

12/13/2007 11:53:14 AM

Too bad it wasnt that Akon and Snoop song

12/13/2007 11:53:54 AM

10/10

12/13/2007 11:55:19 AM

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"These things happen," Van Ness said. "Luckily it was humorous. You kind of have a gut feeling. As soon as we got there, we spoke to the three kids. They understood."

I bet it wasn't very 'humorous' for the kids when they had guns drawn on them, and were handcuffed

12/13/2007 11:56:14 AM

If terrorism doesn't stick she could always sue for sexual harassment.

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"Feel my, my, my serpentine"

12/13/2007 11:56:22 AM

Honestly, who isn't familiar with the song "Welcome to the Jungle" ?

12/13/2007 11:59:52 AM

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"I bet it wasn't very 'humorous' for the kids when they had guns drawn on them, and were handcuffed"

exactly what I was thinking

12/13/2007 12:00:33 PM

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"Honestly, who isn't familiar with the song "Welcome to the Jungle" ?"

12/13/2007 12:20:52 PM

Chananananananana-knees-please

12/13/2007 12:22:49 PM

What the hell is going on that stories like these are becoming more common? "Oh no, somebody did something completely non-threatening, but I'm going to blow it way out of proportion and pretend I'm a victim anyway!"

12/13/2007 12:23:37 PM

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"Honestly, who isn't familiar with the song "Welcome to the Jungle" ?"

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"A school custodian"

A black person or mexican. [no racist]

12/13/2007 12:26:06 PM

^ custodian was the singer.

12/13/2007 12:30:45 PM

^^^
It's the American Way

12/13/2007 12:31:56 PM

LMAO

12/13/2007 12:35:44 PM

what a stupid vapid cunt.

12/13/2007 12:41:45 PM

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"three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school"

12/13/2007 12:45:32 PM

My bad.

12/13/2007 1:39:10 PM

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"all was ok"

/blotter

12/13/2007 1:40:29 PM

what a dumb bitch

12/13/2007 2:42:33 PM

[Edited on December 13, 2007 at 2:48 PM. Reason : nm found it]

12/13/2007 2:47:32 PM