I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line.

I reached a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

12/12/2007 9:28:38 PM

3/10

12/12/2007 9:29:08 PM

hur hur hur

12/12/2007 9:29:09 PM

har har har

12/12/2007 9:29:15 PM

this thread fails



you don't usually fail this bad

12/12/2007 9:29:18 PM

if i didnt see that punchline coming id give you props

12/12/2007 9:29:29 PM

id expect this from beardawg, not you joe

12/12/2007 9:29:37 PM

12/12/2007 9:29:39 PM

what, are you kidding? like 99% of my threads are full of fail

12/12/2007 9:29:50 PM

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 9:30 PM. Reason : d]

12/12/2007 9:30:10 PM

this joke is older than this joke

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12/12/2007 9:31:25 PM

what if the truck were driving on hwy 54 towards chapel hill?

12/12/2007 9:35:08 PM

TOTALLY 10/10, don't listen to everyone else, this got the whole room laughin' here

12/12/2007 9:36:44 PM

you mean the dentist office you are in which is administering laughing gas?

12/12/2007 9:37:19 PM

10/10 premise

5/10 execution/delivery

12/12/2007 9:37:20 PM

now I get the ARMy of one thing

wow

12/12/2007 9:38:33 PM

Quote :

"you mean the dentist office you are in which is administering laughing gas?"

now that...that is a joke!

12/12/2007 9:38:38 PM