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http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/1211simpson-CR.html

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"Jessica Simpson ready to strip naked for Hollywood
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Dec. 11, 2007 09:17 AM
Jessica Simpson is ready to strip naked in a Hollywood movie.

The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family's wishes.

A source said, "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.

"The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, 'I think we'll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on,' " He said,.

Jessica's movie career has stalled of late, with her most recent film 'Blonde Ambition' called a disaster and failing to gain a cinema release."

12/12/2007 3:34:16 PM

Slave Famous
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I was pissed Alba got preggers, but this TOTALLY REDEEMS ME!!!

12/12/2007 3:35:47 PM

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Can somebody give me a HOOHAH?

12/12/2007 3:35:57 PM

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now if Jessica Biel will follow.

12/12/2007 3:36:32 PM

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it's not like she has any talent other than her body.

12/12/2007 3:36:44 PM

Slave Famous
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Biel is already gonna be naked in a movie next year

12/12/2007 3:37:19 PM

pwrstrkdf250
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giggity

12/12/2007 3:37:40 PM

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"The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown"


...

12/12/2007 3:39:15 PM

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I bet her dad is like. "HELLS YEA! About time!!"

12/12/2007 3:40:27 PM

BlackDog
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I can't wait to see the rest of them tits!

12/12/2007 3:41:20 PM

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believe it when i see it.

12/12/2007 3:43:14 PM

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12/12/2007 3:43:39 PM

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"Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star"


yeah joe wants the exclusive rights to the DVDs he has made with his daughters

12/12/2007 3:44:41 PM

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Shes attractive but there is something inherently annoying about her.

12/12/2007 3:47:56 PM

simonn
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personally, i don't like her face. it's very bland to me.

12/12/2007 3:49:44 PM

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"The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown"


yea, that'll do it.

12/12/2007 5:27:18 PM

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it worked for jesse from saved by the bell

12/12/2007 5:29:03 PM

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"We were promised we would win an Oscar with that."


12/12/2007 5:30:26 PM

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"[Jessica Simpson] wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown"


So she's completed her transformation into attention whore, then?

12/12/2007 5:48:45 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Pfffft. Whatever. I don't want to see that skank naked. I fuck hotter bitches than her like 5 times a week. Bitches love my G35.

12/12/2007 5:52:14 PM

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she has to GET the role first

12/12/2007 5:52:20 PM

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its on like donkey kong skeet skeet

12/12/2007 5:54:29 PM

Lewizzle
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She has a nice ass and legs, nothing else really special.

12/12/2007 6:14:21 PM

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^ she has amazing boobs, and i like her face as well. oh yeah, gorgeous hair, and one of the best smiles of anybody.

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"The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family's wishes."


USA #1

12/12/2007 6:16:09 PM

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wait i thought you hated the USA

12/12/2007 6:17:14 PM

drunknloaded
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people around the world hate our government, not our country

12/12/2007 6:18:46 PM

Lewizzle
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I weep for you son if you call these amazing.

12/12/2007 6:19:12 PM

0EPII1
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^^ ZING!


[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 6:19 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2007 6:19:14 PM

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"people around the world hate our government, not our country"


so then they are jealous

that must suck

12/12/2007 6:20:27 PM

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I'M A TWW STUD, THAT BITCH IS MUCH TOO HEINOUS FOR ME TO STICK MY DICK IN



*sends PM to some chick on here*

12/12/2007 6:25:20 PM

0EPII1
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^^^^

1) i can't see that pic
2) follow the links below. after looking at these pics, i don't know how anybody can say "she is not hot". she has a gorgeous face, beautiful smile and hair, and a killer bod.

^ exactly

http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries/galleries_jessica_forgot_her_bra_nice/
http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries/galleries_jessica_looks_like_a_pornstar/
http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries/galleries_jessica_simpsons_monster_rack/
http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries/galleries_jessicas_monster_rack_part_2/


here is a sampling of some pics from each of the links:

(p.s. AND GOD DAMN LOOK AT THOSE LEGS!!!)


































[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 6:57 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 6:57 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2007 6:52:14 PM

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in that 2nd pic she looks like a girl I dated back in july, esp with the glasses on


but diff hair color... and this chicks boobs were smaller

but still, I never noticed the resemblance

haha you can tell which times she was blasted in the pics too

12/12/2007 6:55:25 PM

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i like her as a brunette better

12/12/2007 10:54:37 PM

mcfluffle
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fukken win

12/12/2007 10:58:03 PM

joepeshi
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pastor simpson is not gonna be happy abt that one.

12/12/2007 11:07:08 PM

AndyMac
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Oh God, she looks terrible as a brunette.



This is the worst picture of her I have ever seen.

12/12/2007 11:11:39 PM

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