http://elevator-expert-witness.com/



Just in case you have an elevator door try to close on you... here's a guy who will help you sue.

12/10/2007 5:42:57 PM

in dh hill, aren't the elevators inspected by some woman named "cherry berry" or some wacky shit like that?

been a few years

12/10/2007 5:44:36 PM

cherie berry is the NC commisioner of Labor

pronounced, Cher-ee

12/10/2007 5:46:12 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=202819387

Ode to Cherie Berry

12/10/2007 5:47:04 PM

that shit is fucking hilarious.

12/10/2007 5:51:02 PM

the elevators in wolf village are inspected by a guy named "Rusty Jones", which i think is funnier than Cherrie Berry anyway.

12/10/2007 5:53:46 PM

^the one in building D says weight limit 1 lbs

12/10/2007 8:07:11 PM

Quote :

"Falls down the elevator shaft - - - - - - - - 11 cases (5 lived/5 died)"

what happened to the other one?

12/10/2007 8:51:04 PM

indeterminate

12/10/2007 8:51:57 PM

some sort of space/time continuium thing

12/10/2007 8:52:00 PM

http://www.nclabor.com/commish.htm

here's her website

12/10/2007 8:54:27 PM

A'YO COMMISH

12/10/2007 8:55:10 PM

12/10/2007 8:58:22 PM

Quote :

"Escalator entrapments and unplanned stops - - 31 cases"

help! i'm trapped on an escalator




[Edited on December 10, 2007 at 9:09 PM. Reason : wow]

12/10/2007 9:09:07 PM

Quote :

"unplanned stops"

AN ESCALATOR CAN NEVER BE OUT OF ORDER

IT CAN ONLY BECOME STAIRS

SORRY FOR THE CONVEINENCE

12/10/2007 9:09:59 PM

its shur-ee

not cher-ee like cherry.

her name doesnt rhyme. ive met her before and brought it up. she doesnt like the joke

12/10/2007 9:15:53 PM