Yeah. I just got this IM on AIM today from a person that sent a random message to me the other day, too. I didn't respond then, cause I wasn't around. Obviously I was around today. Here's the full conversation:

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"[11-30-2007, 21:05:32] itsGirl##: hey [11-30-2007, 21:05:32] *** Auto-response sent to itsGirl##: "After teachers and welfare recipients, the Democrats' most prized constituency is trial lawyers. The ultimate Democrat constituent would be a public schoolteacher on welfare who needed an abortion and was suing her doctor." --Ann Coulter [11-30-2007, 21:05:39] itsGirl##: o [11-30-2007, 21:05:41] itsGirl##: k [11-30-2007, 21:06:31] itsGirl##: heyyyyyyyyyyy [11-30-2007, 22:03:54] me54: do i know you [11-30-2007, 22:04:08] itsGirl##: hold on whats ur last name [11-30-2007, 22:04:13] itsGirl##: im desses best friend [11-30-2007, 22:04:21] itsGirl##: ??? [11-30-2007, 22:04:24] me54: i don't know any desses [11-30-2007, 22:04:29] itsGirl##: ya [11-30-2007, 22:04:33] me54: imma bet you are kayla... [11-30-2007, 22:04:33] itsGirl##: desiree [11-30-2007, 22:04:38] itsGirl##: ya [11-30-2007, 22:04:38] me54: still. [11-30-2007, 22:04:44] me54: don't know any desirees [11-30-2007, 22:04:44] itsGirl##: whats ur last name [11-30-2007, 22:04:45] itsGirl##: ??? [11-30-2007, 22:04:47] itsGirl##: o [11-30-2007, 22:04:49] itsGirl##: well [11-30-2007, 22:05:03] itsGirl##: i kno ur fist names rachelle [11-30-2007, 22:05:05] itsGirl##: right [11-30-2007, 22:05:09] me54: not even clos [11-30-2007, 22:05:10] me54: e [11-30-2007, 22:05:14] me54: not even the right gender [11-30-2007, 22:05:26] itsGirl##: well then who are u [11-30-2007, 22:05:30] itsGirl##: ????????? [11-30-2007, 22:05:33] me54: the same could be asked of you [11-30-2007, 22:05:37] itsGirl##: im [11-30-2007, 22:05:50] me54: and I'm Bryan Burroughs [11-30-2007, 22:06:01] itsGirl##: yur a boy??? [11-30-2007, 22:06:03] itsGirl##: lol [11-30-2007, 22:06:07] me54: well, durr [11-30-2007, 22:06:11] itsGirl##: ooooo [11-30-2007, 22:06:13] itsGirl##: k [11-30-2007, 22:06:14] me54: that would be why I said "wrong gender" [11-30-2007, 22:06:20] itsGirl##: then do u know karli [11-30-2007, 22:06:22] itsGirl##: o [11-30-2007, 22:06:39] me54: can't say I know any karli either [11-30-2007, 22:06:52] itsGirl##: oh well do 7u know a rachelle [11-30-2007, 22:06:56] me54: what state are you in? [11-30-2007, 22:07:04] itsGirl##: wisconsin [11-30-2007, 22:07:08] itsGirl##: durrrrrrrrrrrrr [11-30-2007, 22:07:16] me54: he [11-30-2007, 22:07:17] itsGirl##: whats urs [11-30-2007, 22:07:19] me54: SC [11-30-2007, 22:07:26] itsGirl##: really [11-30-2007, 22:07:28] me54: yep [11-30-2007, 22:07:32] itsGirl##: r u hottt [11-30-2007, 22:07:34] itsGirl##: lol [11-30-2007, 22:07:47] me54: and if you thought you were shooting for me53, that's me too [11-30-2007, 22:07:52] me54: of course I am hot [11-30-2007, 22:07:53] me54: durr [11-30-2007, 22:07:59] itsGirl##: well duhhhhh [11-30-2007, 22:08:01] itsGirl##: ewwwwwwwwwww [11-30-2007, 22:08:04] me54: eh? [11-30-2007, 22:08:06] itsGirl##: do u have glasses [11-30-2007, 22:08:10] me54: nope [11-30-2007, 22:08:13] itsGirl##: good [11-30-2007, 22:08:16] itsGirl##: lol [11-30-2007, 22:08:19] itsGirl##: bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [11-30-2007, 22:08:23] me54: well, I have some in my cupboard, but I don't think that counts [11-30-2007, 22:08:24] itsGirl##: im a sheep [11-30-2007, 22:08:27] me54: clearly [11-30-2007, 22:08:31] me54: a 36 year old sheep? [11-30-2007, 22:08:46] itsGirl##: your 36 [11-30-2007, 22:08:53] me54: nope [11-30-2007, 22:08:56] me54: that's what I asked of you [11-30-2007, 22:08:56] itsGirl##: old [11-30-2007, 22:09:04] itsGirl##: how old are u [11-30-2007, 22:09:06] itsGirl##: then [11-30-2007, 22:09:09] itsGirl##: ??????? [11-30-2007, 22:09:09] me54: i asked u first [11-30-2007, 22:09:13] itsGirl##: 11 [11-30-2007, 22:09:28] me54: ha [11-30-2007, 22:09:42] me54: why do I feel like Chris Hansen is on the other end of this conversation [11-30-2007, 22:09:53] itsGirl##: no im actually [11-30-2007, 22:09:58] itsGirl##: how old r u [11-30-2007, 22:10:04] me54: are u truly 11? [11-30-2007, 22:10:09] itsGirl##: ya [11-30-2007, 22:10:13] me54: good gravy [11-30-2007, 22:10:22] itsGirl##: what how old r u [11-30-2007, 22:10:25] itsGirl##: ????? [11-30-2007, 22:10:27] itsGirl##: tell me [11-30-2007, 22:10:34] itsGirl##: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [11-30-2007, 22:10:53] itsGirl##: moooooooooooooooooo [11-30-2007, 22:10:56] itsGirl##: hello [11-30-2007, 22:10:58] itsGirl##: u there [11-30-2007, 22:11:16] me54: ha, I'm 26 [11-30-2007, 22:11:26] itsGirl##: really [11-30-2007, 22:11:34] me54: so really, it's not a good idea to talk to random people on the internet, you know that, right? [11-30-2007, 22:12:02] itsGirl##: well my friend told me u were rachelle [11-30-2007, 22:12:12] me54: hehe, well, I'm clearly not [11-30-2007, 22:12:24] itsGirl##: oooo well then ill go [11-30-2007, 22:12:31] itsGirl##: bibi [11-30-2007, 22:12:34] me54: yeah. [11-30-2007, 22:12:52] me54: just a lil advice, though. Don't give your full name to someone like that. [11-30-2007, 22:13:03] me54: make them guess it. otherwise, they could be a really creepy stalker [11-30-2007, 22:13:07] itsGirl##: well i thought u were rachelle [11-30-2007, 22:13:10] itsGirl##: r u [11-30-2007, 22:13:10] me54: yeah [11-30-2007, 22:13:12] me54: no [11-30-2007, 22:13:13] me54: no [11-30-2007, 22:13:16] me54: I'm not her [11-30-2007, 22:13:16] itsGirl##: good [11-30-2007, 22:13:19] itsGirl##: o [11-30-2007, 22:13:24] itsGirl##: good bibi [11-30-2007, 22:13:30] me54: I was just saying in general, don't give out yer full name. be good [11-30-2007, 22:13:40] itsGirl##: i am [11-30-2007, 22:13:43] itsGirl##: godd [11-30-2007, 22:13:49] itsGirl##: bibi"

Seriously. I swear that was Chris Hansen

11/30/2007 10:18:57 PM

haha "godd"...thats 11 year old speak for "my mom doesnt nag this much"

11/30/2007 10:22:35 PM

^how in the blue fuck would you know that?

11/30/2007 10:23:17 PM

Chris Hansen only interviews the perves, he doesn't chat online with them.


Oh no^^

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 10:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/30/2007 10:23:22 PM

^^job shadowed chris hansen in hs

11/30/2007 10:24:38 PM

likely story...


more like you trollin for minors on AIM



[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 10:26 PM. Reason : -]

11/30/2007 10:25:59 PM

11/30/2007 10:26:55 PM

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"job shadowed chris hansen in hs "

lol

11/30/2007 10:27:31 PM

^^ps- donkey boner

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 10:28 PM. Reason : southpark why dont you take a seat thing]

11/30/2007 10:27:55 PM

Looks like Chris is back for more

12/5/2007 6:57:17 PM

hahahah, that's horrible. How obtuse can a little girl be?

I've gotten a few IMs like that. They usually end after 5 messages though

12/5/2007 7:01:11 PM

There aren't any brownies!!

12/5/2007 7:02:23 PM

welp, Chris just wanted to know what I thought of his IM profile...

12/5/2007 7:02:53 PM

feel free to add it up

message_topic.aspx?topic=324640&page=8

12/5/2007 7:13:46 PM

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12/5/2007 7:17:24 PM