I'm using Teh Intarnet!

at my new job at Microsoft!

Bill Mister Gates is 2 floors above me right now!

HA HA!







[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 1:01 PM. Reason : mister]

11/29/2007 12:57:32 PM

11/29/2007 12:58:03 PM

11/29/2007 12:58:19 PM

you should throw a pie at him

11/29/2007 12:59:07 PM

11/29/2007 12:59:32 PM

HA HA!

You're going to get fired for browsing Tdub at work instead of being productive!

-Bill

HA HA!

11/29/2007 1:00:27 PM

you should use firefox and linux and see if they do anything about it

11/29/2007 1:11:01 PM

I bet when nobody is looking, Bill pulls out his iPhone.

11/29/2007 1:12:13 PM

Interestingly, my first task has been to get on my Vista machine and install:

Firefox
Thunderbird
TeraTerm
Perl

and connect via SSH to some linux boxes.

11/29/2007 2:24:46 PM

interesting



if you go to bill's house, take video.

11/29/2007 2:25:53 PM

11/29/2007 3:11:43 PM

take some pictures of your office space and stuff.



i hear some of the offices are pretty pimp.

11/29/2007 3:24:43 PM

werd, take some pics

11/29/2007 3:25:39 PM

i didnt even masturbate to them

11/29/2007 3:25:59 PM

what if he got on T-dub, then bill saw it, liked it, and bought us out. making t-dub worldwide.


plus side - bearspend and gunzz would get canned

minus side - tons of things i dont want to list

11/29/2007 3:26:24 PM

That would be kind of weird going from calling him Bill Gates to Mr. Gates.

11/29/2007 3:33:31 PM

fuck that


i'd call him bill.

11/29/2007 3:36:22 PM

billy, billy-bo, billy-bob, bill

11/29/2007 3:38:06 PM

Haha that reminds me of that episode of Animaniacs when Pinky and the Brain had a country band or something , and Brain's name was "Billy Bo-Bob Brain"

11/29/2007 4:07:18 PM

you guys will never believe what I've done here at MSFT all day.

....

you'll never fucking believe it.

i dont even believe it.

11/30/2007 8:55:24 PM

whad you do

11/30/2007 8:59:11 PM

well, funny you should ask...



I spent all day analyzing spam traffic using Thunderbird and Firefox (and other tools) while SSH Tunneled into a Linux box.

and this is the sort of shit i get to "investigate"

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=06190508_oilboobs.wmv

11/30/2007 9:03:23 PM

did you get to play with one of those surface table computers? i was just looking at photosyth, its pretty cool

http://labs.live.com/photosynth/

11/30/2007 9:08:58 PM

your mom likes to play with surface table computers

11/30/2007 9:10:08 PM

.!..

11/30/2007 9:14:45 PM

was that a clever attempt at the finger?

if so... good job

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/30/2007 9:15:39 PM

you know, i havent checked it out yet.

I'll have to take some time off from my Porn Analysis and go play some XBox or dick around with the surface computer.

11/30/2007 11:29:50 PM

You should try and get pregnant with his child.

11/30/2007 11:32:01 PM

my office is better

12/1/2007 1:18:01 AM