This is the only month that begins with "Feb."

Febtober.

11/28/2007 11:58:56 PM

shut the fuck up

11/28/2007 11:59:26 PM

oh so i try and bring something besides bloody boobs and boos and all i get is shot down

well fuck you you fucking fuck

11/29/2007 12:00:41 AM

is it iced tea?

11/29/2007 1:13:12 AM

because i hate you, alex.

11/29/2007 1:13:27 AM

^^no it is HOT tea

11/29/2007 1:13:43 AM

and your answer is buck.

oh that must be your wager.

and your answer is futter.

buck futter.

11/29/2007 1:14:05 AM

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!



[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 1:17 AM. Reason : .]

11/29/2007 1:14:30 AM

words that end in "amburger"

11/29/2007 1:15:27 AM

you must think you're pretty smart what with your dego mustache and you're greasy hair

11/29/2007 1:15:30 AM

TURD FERGUSON

11/29/2007 1:15:32 AM

i'll take balloons for $1000, alex.

mr. reeves, that's not a category.

alright. i'll take balloons for $2000 then.

11/29/2007 1:17:04 AM

Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, go ahead.

Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.

Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.

Sean Connery: Damn!

Alex Trebek: And the answer is: This movie title is taken from the name of the book "Gone With The Wind." Mr. Sean Connery.

Sean Connery: Dolly Parton!

Alex Trebek: Titles, Mr. Connery. Not titties.

Sean Connery: Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?

11/29/2007 1:18:28 AM

its funny, ya see, cause its bigger than a normal hat

11/29/2007 1:18:33 AM

i love turd ferguson

11/29/2007 1:19:24 AM

Alex Trebek: That's beautiful. And finally, Sean Connery's also here let's move on to Double Jeopardy where the categories -

Sean Connery: Not so fast Trebek.

Alex Trebek: I really thought that was going to work.

Sean Connery: Well, you were wrong, you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will

Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.

Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore. [ Laughs ]

I really love these episodes

11/29/2007 1:19:52 AM

no that's correct. i remember he had a pal, scrappy doo.

11/29/2007 1:20:20 AM

^^

LOL

11/29/2007 1:22:31 AM

^^^lolololol good one

11/29/2007 1:41:39 AM