Needed: 7 Mexican Midgets

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Reply to: gigs-492397784@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-28, 3:53PM EST


I'm the coordinator for a huge gay party that will be taking place in Raleigh this coming February. We want to celebrate the diversity among human beings, and that we should all be accepting of other people, even those that are different.

With that said, we'd like to hire 7 Mexican midgets to do a couple of things for us. One being, they'll have to walk around with a bowl of chips and dip on their head so we can eat it off of them. Secondly, they must be willing to walk around in toga's. Third, and finally, they have to be ok with a bunch of homo-sexuals hitting on you all night and wanting to take you home for the evening. Of course, you won't have to go home with them, unless you want to.

Oh, you'll probably be asked if you can spin all the way around a lot too, I'll explain later.

If you're ok with this please email me ASAP so we can get it all squared away. Ta-ta for now




Location: Raleigh NC
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Compensation: $6.50/hr

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[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 5:36 PM. Reason : ]

11/28/2007 5:36:01 PM

Quote :

"Gay Midget Barn"

11/28/2007 5:37:20 PM

11/28/2007 5:38:11 PM

6.50 an hour hahaha

what the fuck else you gonna do YOU A MIDGET

11/28/2007 5:39:22 PM

i dont know whats more offensive.

wanting to "celebrate the diversity among human beings, and that we should all be accepting of other people, even those that are different" by dressing up midgets with food on their heads as some sort of bizarre fagooty sex objects...

or the fact that they're offering $6.50/hour.

11/28/2007 5:41:24 PM

If they are a good chip tray, they might get tips though! I flagged for best of... I laughed for a good ten minutes about that one.

11/28/2007 5:41:45 PM

Nailed it^^

11/28/2007 5:42:00 PM

just what kind of party are you throwing frugalqualm??

11/28/2007 5:43:05 PM

somebody needs contact this guy

11/28/2007 5:44:01 PM

Quote :

"i dont know whats more offensive. wanting to "celebrate the diversity among human beings, and that we should all be accepting of other people, even those that are different" by dressing up midgets with food on their heads as some sort of bizarre fagooty sex objects... or the fact that they're offering $6.50/hour."

its $6.50 an hour cause that is fucking racist
I mean come on... give them some $10/hr dignity

11/28/2007 6:52:04 PM