Jesus fucking Christ...I think I'm going to die. Fat bastard.

11/27/2007 11:25:24 PM

first!

11/27/2007 11:25:42 PM

you trained him well

11/27/2007 11:25:44 PM

He's a really funny cat. Big orange galoot. I can live with a fart or two. Even when he hurls after eating too fast. Or when he shits right next to the litter box when it's not clean enough for him.

11/27/2007 11:30:54 PM

stop blaming your farts on the cat.

11/27/2007 11:58:39 PM

my cat just sneezed really loud, it was kinda cute

11/28/2007 12:25:55 AM

He's not funny, you just assume that traits that you have have been passed on to him, when in actually he's just a regular cat and you assume his actions have reasons that you find amusing.



I deleted a portion of this, and i have not read it since so i don't know if its grammatically correct.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 1:02 AM. Reason : i deleted]

11/28/2007 1:01:54 AM

my cat just gained another pound from laying around all day, hes prob up to 20 pounds now



[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 1:42 AM. Reason : lol]

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11/28/2007 1:42:19 AM