11/26/2007 8:24:05 PM

first to 2nd that

11/26/2007 8:26:18 PM

GAHAWRF

11/26/2007 8:26:19 PM

you have your choice of someone to meet and you waste it on a random good looking girl? you can go to the mall and do that.

11/26/2007 8:26:29 PM

11/26/2007 8:26:30 PM

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"you have your choice of someone to meet and you waste it on a lot of random good looking girls?"

yup

11/26/2007 8:28:43 PM

No matter how good she looks, some guy, some where, is sick and tired of her shit

11/26/2007 8:29:15 PM

just imagine if they were all std free and you could have sex with them all the time...that would be awesome

11/26/2007 8:29:55 PM

do you have a guy over? that's cute.^^
exactly dnl.^

11/26/2007 8:29:58 PM

I'd like to meet Sarah, Beth, Crystal, Jackie and Jenny.

11/26/2007 8:31:19 PM

I'd like to meet Hitler or Jesus. The two of them are responsible for so much good and so much death.

11/26/2007 8:32:37 PM

what did hitler do good?

11/26/2007 8:33:16 PM

jew dont know?

11/26/2007 8:33:50 PM

ha, no guy, just my dog

My dad has this sicker one of his motorcycle helmets, but I would think most guys would feel this way about women

11/26/2007 8:33:52 PM

i'd like to meet jesus just to see what he was really like.

11/26/2007 8:34:00 PM

^^kinky.

Quagmire Soundboard - Glen Quagmire gets his own soundboard

11/26/2007 8:35:53 PM

11/26/2007 8:37:59 PM

Hitler did amazing things for Germany. You just let Jew Propaganda smear your vision.

11/26/2007 8:38:58 PM

So, what good did Jesus do?

11/26/2007 8:40:38 PM

hey, how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



6,000,001. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 6,000,000 to fake the holocaust.

11/26/2007 8:40:45 PM

^^I dunno, his dad wrote a book, or something.

11/26/2007 8:41:20 PM

i was just going w/ the theme of the conversation

edit: oh man, i see what you did there.

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 8:43 PM. Reason : (he ghost edited and made my post look completely unwarranted)]

11/26/2007 8:42:15 PM

wait wat

11/26/2007 8:42:38 PM

Jesus made it acceptable to drink wine on sunday mornings.

11/26/2007 8:43:56 PM

with knowing what i know now i wouldnt mind going to douglas macarthur honestly

11/26/2007 8:44:07 PM

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"hey, how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 6,000,001. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 6,000,000 to fake the holocaust."

You should take your act to Iran. They would LOVE you there.

11/26/2007 8:45:05 PM

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"Why is it nobody wants to talk about all the good things Hitler did? Six million Jews dead in the gas chambers. That’s all anybody wants to talk about. You’d think that’s all Hitler ever did. Now, I’m not one of those crackpots who says the Holocaust never happened. But let’s put things in perspective. Let’s look at the big picture. Let’s look at all the lives Hitler saved. That’s right, saved. You want to know who the real heroes of the Third Reich were? They weren’t people like Goering or Goebels or Eichmann. Phw! They were thugs. Or worse, bureaucrats. No, I’m talking about the true visionaries of the Reich: The scientists! People like Franz Muller, Eberhard Schairer, Erich Schoniger. Now those are your heroes. Those are the names you should remember. But you don’t do you? Shame on you. Shame. They were the first scientists to establish a link between smoking and lung cancer. (Optional: Muller ran the first controlled epidemiological study in 1939; Schairer and Schoniger confirmed his results in 1943.) That’s right: The goose-stepping Nazis were the ones who first determined that smoking was hazardous to your health. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. It was Hitler who banned smoking on buses and trains. Who refused to issue ration coupons for tobacco to pregnant women. It was Hitler – Hitler! – who cracked down on tobacco advertising and decreed that tobacco advertising could not portray smoking as a glamorous, masculine pastime. The Nazis specifically forbid cigarette ads that associated smoking with sports – or auto racing. Hitler called these measures "the beginning of the end" of the vice that fouled the lungs and sapped the moral character of the master race. So think about it: Who really won World War II? I’ll tell you who won: The smokers won World War II. And because of that, think of how many more people were condemned to die."

11/26/2007 8:45:53 PM

i do aim to please.

11/26/2007 8:45:53 PM

11/26/2007 8:46:06 PM

i smell a hijacking

11/26/2007 8:48:40 PM

in fairness this thread didn't really deliver.

11/26/2007 8:49:42 PM

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"Hitler oversaw one of the greatest expansions of industrial production and civil improvement Germany had ever seen, mostly based on debt flotation and expansion of the military. Nazi policies toward women strongly encouraged them to stay at home to bear children and keep house. In a September 1934 speech to the National Socialist Women's Organization, Adolf Hitler argued that for the German woman her "world is her husband, her family, her children, and her home." This policy was reinforced by bestowing the Cross of Honor of the German Mother on women bearing four or more babies. The unemployment rate was cut substantially, mostly through arms production and sending women home so that men could take their jobs. Given this, claims that the German economy achieved near full employment are at least partly artifacts of propaganda from the era. Much of the financing for Hitler's reconstruction and rearmament came from currency manipulation by Hjalmar Schacht, including the clouded credits through the Mefo bills. The negative effects of this inflation were offset in later years by the acquisition of foreign gold from the treasuries of conquered nations. Hitler also oversaw one of the largest infrastructure-improvement campaigns in German history, with the construction of dozens of dams, autobahns, railroads, and other civil works. Hitler's policies emphasised the importance of family life: men were the "breadwinners", while women's priorities were to lie in bringing up children and in household work. This revitalising of industry and infrastructure came at the expense of the overall standard of living, at least for those not affected by the chronic unemployment of the later Weimar Republic, since wages were slightly reduced in pre–World War II years, despite a 25% increase in the cost of living.[43] Laborers and farmers, the traditional voters of the NSDAP, however, saw an increase in their standard of living. Hitler's government sponsored architecture on an immense scale, with Albert Speer becoming famous as the first architect of the Reich. While important as an architect in implementing Hitler's classicist reinterpretation of German culture, Speer proved much more effective as armaments minister during the last years of World War II. In 1936, Berlin hosted the summer Olympic games, which were opened by Hitler and choreographed to demonstrate Aryan superiority over all other races, achieving mixed results. Olympia, the movie about the games and other documentary propaganda films for the German Nazi Party were directed by Hitler's personal filmmaker Leni Riefenstahl. Although Hitler made plans for a Breitspurbahn (broad gauge railroad network), they were preempted by World War II. Had the railroad been built, its gauge would have been three metres, even wider than the old Great Western Railway of Britain. Hitler contributed slightly to the design of the car that later became the Volkswagen Beetle and charged Ferdinand Porsche with its design and construction.[44] Production was also deferred because of the war. Hitler considered Sparta to be the first National Socialist state, and praised its early eugenics treatment of deformed children."

11/26/2007 8:52:18 PM

it wasnt so far off the mark as to deserve hitler quotes
no one is gonna read all that
so post hot bitches instead, k?

11/26/2007 8:56:40 PM