A. if you poop @ my house she will let me know
B. if you do not wipe well she will sniff an shake her head in disgust

11/25/2007 11:47:46 PM

you kick my dog, now my dog needs operation.

11/25/2007 11:51:45 PM

what a bitch

11/25/2007 11:52:10 PM

Maybe she shouldn't be sticking her nose in other people's business!

11/25/2007 11:53:02 PM

she wont if you don't leave ur binness on yourself

11/25/2007 11:56:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvQ3VtdiJA

11/25/2007 11:56:59 PM

^

11/26/2007 1:08:13 AM

My dog is racist.

11/26/2007 12:36:08 PM

damn i heard that in 3rd grade. i'm old.

11/26/2007 12:41:32 PM

haha

let me preface this by saying that my old dog (Lucky) used to have some of the most rank farts ever. I mean, the kind of fart that stings your nostrils.
Well, one time I was taking a dump, and I didn't close the door all the way. Then Lucky pawed the door open and walked in.
He got about 5 feet into the bathroom, stopped, looked at me with a frown, hung his head in disgust, shook his head (like he had just gotten a bath), and then walked out.


words cannot describe how terrible I felt

11/26/2007 12:43:47 PM