in the sleep lab in the hospital... sitting in my "room" right now, it's quite nice. free wireless too. and the sleep tech is hotttt.

of course i am wearing nc state apparel to bed

what else should i do while i'm here

11/25/2007 7:45:33 PM

paint anything blue red

11/25/2007 7:45:59 PM

sleep belly-up

11/25/2007 7:46:01 PM

i always sleep belly up

11/25/2007 7:46:13 PM

fap

11/25/2007 7:46:27 PM

fap

11/25/2007 7:46:36 PM

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"and the sleep tech is hotttt"

what's his name?

11/25/2007 7:46:54 PM

fap & nap

11/25/2007 7:47:06 PM

piss all over everything

thats what I do when I'm in Chapel Hill

11/25/2007 7:47:09 PM

watch your cornhole

11/25/2007 7:47:10 PM

ahahaha i thought about fapping

there's one of those infrared camera dealios in here though

plus i'm on a 12 lead, i'm sure they could see the abnormal rhythm i experience while i think of that sleep tech

11/25/2007 7:47:17 PM

put a cork in your bum hole.

11/25/2007 7:47:28 PM

are you doing a sleep study?

11/25/2007 7:47:51 PM

yeah, apparently me working EMS has made my sleep patterns permanently fucked up, according to my neurologist

so they want to see how little REM sleep i actually do get

because apparently i get little to none

11/25/2007 7:48:48 PM

yeah, me too

11/25/2007 7:49:41 PM

11/25/2007 7:50:24 PM

deja vu

11/25/2007 7:50:37 PM

11/25/2007 7:50:46 PM

at least the internet is hella fast here

i'm totally downloading movie torrents right now

11/25/2007 7:51:10 PM

Watch out for your cornhole bud

11/25/2007 7:51:28 PM

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"there's one of those infrared camera dealios in here "

give them a show to watch as you fap

11/25/2007 7:51:28 PM

they havent even hooked me up and shit

im waiting until they come in to "explain" what they're going to do, etc.

i'll see if they explicitly say "no fapping allowed"

if they don't, then i will

11/25/2007 7:53:05 PM

HEY WE'RE ALL GOIN TO COOKOUT RIGHT NOW.

oh, sorry evan.

11/25/2007 7:55:02 PM

How come the title of this thread doesn't surprise me at all....

11/25/2007 7:55:59 PM

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"i'll see if they explicitly say "no fapping allowed" if they don't, then i will"

you should ask the tech if it's ok

11/25/2007 7:57:02 PM

fap and keep the 12-lead strip... that should be interesting.

post results [no homo]

11/25/2007 7:59:23 PM

^^^

LOL

11/25/2007 8:02:51 PM

tell them you beat one off before you go to sleep, because it helps you fall asleep faster.

11/25/2007 8:03:58 PM

she just came in to talk to me

she did not say "no fapping"

11/25/2007 8:07:00 PM

fap away, fap away evan

11/25/2007 8:12:47 PM

ask her to give you a hand later on

11/25/2007 8:13:25 PM

they're probably monitoring your internet

dont let them find out about TWW.

NO SNITCHING

11/25/2007 8:15:19 PM

Tell them they have no chance to survive and must make their time.

11/25/2007 8:17:12 PM

show them how state kids fap

11/25/2007 8:19:00 PM

LAWL

11/25/2007 8:29:42 PM

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"watch your cornhole"

11/25/2007 8:30:15 PM

pics or it didn't happen

11/25/2007 8:30:24 PM

Good luck with your sleep study.

I had a hard time falling asleep with all the leads, but once I made it through the night, my life has never been the same (much better)

11/25/2007 8:58:28 PM

i could hardly sleep at all during mine. i think they said i was asleep for about 200 minutes total.

it was miserable.

11/25/2007 9:18:31 PM

how would they improve your sleep?

and how would they make me quit talking about shit while I'm sleeping

11/25/2007 9:19:47 PM

go around singing "we are the champions, we gave 'em the business"

11/25/2007 9:27:30 PM

11/25/2007 9:28:32 PM

they improve your sleep by diagnosing any sleeping problems you might have, i.e..sleep apnea and recommending a fix for it.

11/25/2007 9:36:12 PM

so have you hit on her yet?


this thread is worthless without pics

11/25/2007 9:39:50 PM

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"so have you hit on her yet? this thread is worthless without pics"

11/25/2007 9:40:38 PM

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"I had a hard time falling asleep with all the leads, but once I made it through the night, my life has never been the same (much better)"

details plz. i mean what comes out of these studies, really? they diagnose a sleep disorder, and give you some Lunesta/Ambien? or maybe you had sleep apnea and needed to correct the underlying problem. but seriously, i dont know much about this shit...in-lite-in me

11/25/2007 9:44:15 PM

take short quick breaths and then one big one and hold it. jerk while doing so. when the eyecandy walks in to check on you, blow your load.

11/25/2007 9:44:17 PM

Just tell them you need the voices in your head to speak one at a time.

11/25/2007 10:24:38 PM

^^^ more like sleep apnea and they can either go for surgery or a machine that helps you breath at night.. many people have significant improvement in their quality of life from the first night they use the machine. there's a thread in the lounge about it

11/25/2007 10:27:14 PM

set em up ->

11/25/2007 10:27:42 PM